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Originally posted by Heidi_Fleiss lol what's the story there Bateman? Don't tell me she's the 'lights on, no-one upstairs' kind...

hahahha
on jjj yesterday wil anderson was talking about interviewing alisa camplin...

wil: "so how do you practise new tricks and stuff without going on the snow and risking getting hurt?"
alisa: "oh we usually practise things like that on a trampoline"
wil: "but surely the skis would get caught in the springs and stuff!"
alisa: "oh..no we take the skis off first, then they dont get in the way"

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will anderson is a moron

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

NO! I like him!

He is funny!

really arrogant bimbo. when i was doing home theatre etc she came in wanting all this help with stuff.

"show me this", "show me that" for an hour, i had had enough and asked her what she was actually looking to buy.

her reply..

"Oh nothing, i get all this stuff through the studio heaps cheaper, i just wanted to see what was around.

I replied

"Miss Wilks, we are a business not a museum, i work on comission, if you are here to buy something i will spend as much time as you like showing you through, if not feel free to browse but i have paying customers to serve."

to which she replied

"I hardly think any of these people could afford anything, get to it then!"

farken biatch!

that is a situation where you remove a glove (assuming you are wearing them) and slap her across the face then follow up with the words "go back to renovating someones home or buy something you b*#ch!!!"

damn customer service, i hate being nice and respectful.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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Originally posted by Teflon_Teapot that is a situation where you remove a glove (assuming you are wearing them) and slap her across the face then follow up with the words "go back to renovating someones home or buy something you b*#ch!!!" damn customer service, i hate being nice and respectful.

we had this guy new security guard from palestine that had just started at the time, nicest bloke evr but absolutely huge.

We told him she steals from us so keep an eye on her; he followed around for five minutes before she was out the door!

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Originally posted by batemanscott really arrogant bimbo. when i was doing home theatre etc she came in wanting all this help with stuff. "show me this", "show me that" for an hour, i had had enough and asked her what she was actually looking to buy. her reply.. "Oh nothing, i get all this stuff through the studio heaps cheaper, i just wanted to see what was around. I replied "Miss Wilks, we are a business not a museum, i work on comission, if you are here to buy something i will spend as much time as you like showing you through, if not feel free to browse but i have paying customers to serve." to which she replied "I hardly think any of these people could afford anything, get to it then!" farken biatch!

but you'd still hit it

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remove the glove Mr Jackson

hahahahaha

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Originally posted by Philby but you'd still hit it

with a large metal pole maybe.

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Originally posted by batemanscott with a large metal pole maybe.

metal hey? where do you get that done?

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Originally posted by Philby metal hey? where do you get that done?

Funny, when i was born the doctors called it a defect, now i realise what a gift it truly is.

lol Bateman...

Generally moles who are more attractive seem to get away with the 'arrogance', as it's subsequently a 'turn on'...Generally...Obviously not in your case, which is good

But on the other hand...If they have a head like a half chewed minty.......

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