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From Febuary's issue of UPFRONT Magazine Windsor, Ontario
Want to gamble with something other than money?
How about your sexual health! Ask for illicit sex & you shall recieve. Prostitution is legal here! Now remember, you cant solicit it. Or at least, dont tell anyone that you did. New to the process, unsure of where to start? Try the escort services if you like treating yourself, or one of the countless "massage parlors" if you're looking for something not too expensive & relatively simple. If you feel like slumming it, just take a drive down Wyandotte. If it's female and it's on Wyandotte, chances are you an buy it by the hour. But dont pay too much, you'll "pay" enough in pain and medical bills later. Not a risk taker? May'be you'd prefer the voyeuristic pleasures offered by any of our many gentlemens clubs. Girls take their clothes off, but keep any diseases they might have to themselves. Unless you're willing to pay extra that it.
We all know that sex with strippers is good, but sex with stripper on coke is unbeatable!
Windsor is a fantastic destination for even the most drug seasoned tourist... v
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CORRUPTION IS NOT A CHRISTIAN VALUE
Your rulers are rebels, friends with thieves
They all love bribes and run after gifts
They never defend orphans
They dont notice the widows pleas
Vote Christian! Vote Democrat!
It's not "God is on our side"
It's "what can we do to be on God's" side
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