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Originally posted by DJ RJT Bring a gun with you. You're in Miami and you used to have a coke problem, I'm sure you know all kinds of people with guns.

my boss has one in his car. lol


i take his tahoe once a week when he needs me to get his kids from school (i dont want to use my gas or mileage) and i was looking for the card thingy to get out of our parking garage, and i lifted up the center thing and saw it there and was like, "GEWWW!" then i smiled and thought, "man no body better fucking cut me off today!"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i emailed and asked what the pay is, and if my boyfriend could be present. lol



i wont do it, but i'm curious. and if i did, you'd all be the first to see it!

hahah

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Sorry, I've got much easier sights for the eyes than witnessing some anorexic whore's armpits tickeled while shes writhing about on some cheap ass piss stained linoleum floor. Yes?

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Originally posted by Estella Sorry, I've got much easier sights for the eyes than witnessing some anorexic whore's armpits tickeled while shes writhing about on some cheap ass piss stained linoleum floor. Yes?

aren't you forgetting about the fact that you have to look in the mirror every day?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

ummm.. you can't place a " " following a statement as unoriginal and played out as that. However, this is good enough to place the:

\o/

hahaha i got a response!

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thanks for your interest. here's some more info: the pay scale is as follows: $150 per session for basic wardrobe (bikini, underwear, etc), $200 for topless and $250 for nude. each filmed session is about 60 minutes long, during which you will tied up spread-eagle to a bed or table and tickled. it's not continuous, usually the tickling goes on for a few minutes, then stop to let you catch your breath, then start again. but, it will also depend upon you and how you react and how much you can take. before the filming, there is a rehearsal session of about 30 minutes, so the total length is about 90 minutes. payment is in cash, on the spot. that's the basic info, want to make sure you are still interested. yes, your boyfriend can be present, we can even find a way for him to participate in tickling you, although there is no additional pay for that. i have a few questions: 1) where are you ticklish? 2) are you comfortable with being tied up like that? 3) have you ever done modeling or film work before? 4) where are you located? i am in miami and the shoots will be down here 5) how old are you? 6) do you have any pictures you can send?

no nudity my ass! i'd have to be in my undies!


*edit*

wtf. do men actually get boners from watching chicks get tickled?? lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Estella ummm.. you can't place a " " following a statement as unoriginal and played out as that. However, this is good enough to place the: \o/

if it's placed properly, then it's not played out.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Holy Crap, aggresion

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lol

These are placed properly, Sly. Are these played out?

and besides, I was speaking of the "looking in the mirror" comment.. played out by our grandpappies babies babies'

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Originally posted by Estella lol These are placed properly, Sly. Are these played out? and besides, I was speaking of the "looking in the mirror" comment.. played out by our grandpappies babies babies'

yea i know what you were talking about you ugly ass bitch.


and it might be an old diss, but it certainly hasn't lost its touch if it's placed properly...in which i think mine was.


should i start dissing you about your nasty ass afro hair again?


i can get creative and midevil on yo ass if you'd like

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone