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| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Dad: "PSY!!! You have a package!!"
Psy: "OH YAY!!!" *runs like a little school girl towards his pleasantly wrapped dildo*
Dad: "What is it son?"
Psy: "Uhhh... I dunno. I'll open it later."
Dad: "Well aren't you curious what's inside?"
Psy: "Well... ummm... I think it is some pictures or something from a friend."
Dad: "Then open it. Let's take a look." *grabs package and opens it*
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Dad: "OMFG!!! YOU HAVE A DILDO!!! MY SON LIKES THE PENOR!!!"
Psy: "DAD!!" *cries and runs away*
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first off, my dad is the quiet type, it would most likely be my mom if anything, and it'd go more like this:
mom: alon, you got some package in the mail
me: cool, more promo records
*get home with the pack, put dildo in a drawer, rearrange the vinyl on the shelf to put some 'newer' looking ones at front*
the end
and then at some later date...
*psy masturbates with his new dildo in his room and forgets to lock the door, mom barges into room, catches a glimpse and leaves laughing her ass off*
*psy's ego deflated for the next couple of hours, till he forgets the event enitrely*
and no, they wouldn't assume i'm gay... bi at worst (friends of mine told me that i told them i had been caught in the act with random girls.. i myself don't remember that )
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