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Originally posted by paranoik0 fore play = bore play, stick it ASAP, that's what they like

exactly. fck romance.

spit it, then stick it. now that's beautiful.

i like to sit down with my partner and read an excerpt from the bible before sex. it serves as a reminder that man and woman lay down together for the sole purpose of procreation.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i like to sit down with my partner and read an excerpt from the bible before sex. it serves as a reminder that man and woman lay down together for the sole purpose of procreation.

kinky.

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Originally posted by Slylee i like to sit down with my partner and read an excerpt from the bible before sex. it serves as a reminder that man and woman lay down together for the sole purpose of procreation.

if you ever touched a bible you'd burst into flames you, coke snorting, money lovin, wanton she-devil

what if i'm jesus in disguise?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Then the Jews were right.

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Originally posted by Azia pix or STFU my vote is for a-n-f

i naired my chest just for you

paperbag, seeing you naked might be dangerous, your saggy floppy funbags could make someone lose an eye.Try duct tape.

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Originally posted by Slylee what if i'm jesus in disguise?

i'd rather go to hell than heaven

cool! all-nite-freak is picking on someone else now.











*points at paperbag and laughs*

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee cool! all-nite-freak is picking on someone else now. *points at paperbag and laughs*

he's a douche isn't he. i'm goin to go out, find a store with a/c and pretend to shop i'm dieing in this heat

I once 'donkey punched' my ex by accident.

Unfortunately I am not joking either.