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een paar oude:
Als ik dood ga wil ik terug komen als de kut van m'n vriendin, dan zie ik tenminste al mijn vrienden weer terug!!
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Ik ben misschien niet zo sterk als Schwarzenegger en misschien niet zo knap als Brad Pitt, maar ik lik beter als lassie.
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Vrouwen zijn als RUBBEREN LAARZEN. Als ze droog zijn kom je er niet in. Als ze nat zijn stinken ze en als je er mee over straat loopt lachen ze je uit.
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Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris op de grond, stop vier vingers in je kut, ram die kittelaar tot frut. Bevredig je met een gans, dit is de mastrubatiedans.
Niet allemaal even netjes maar WHO CARES. Gewoon grappig!!!
FUNNY SMS
Bericht van KPN:
uw vibrator stoort op ons netwerk. Wilt u aub zo snel mogelijk klaar komen
of handmatig verdergaan? Bijvoorbaat dank
fuck is easy,fuck is funny,anybody fuck for money,if you think that fuck is funny,
fuck yourself and safe the money!
* Death is the greatest kick of all.That's
why they save it for last!
* A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over,
there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
* there is;
hot sex,
group sex,
hard sex,
fast sex,
safe sex,
shit sex,
phone sex,
end for people with your look no SEX!! (I wanna thank Michael for this one!)
*NEWS FLASH* snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat
on pinnochio's face & shouted "lie u bastard, lie, lie.
* Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming,
funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
* IF YOUR RIGHT
LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT WAS NEW YEAR I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT U DURING THE
HOLIDAYS
* the 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get
wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die.
Roses are red,
Pickles are green
I love your legs and whats in between
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS?
Some traffic signs say stop.
Your
gentle touch your warming smile your loving kiss your sexy style,your soft
smooth skin your rising chest you are the one who has been blessed.
The long and short stood side by side preparing for there nightly ride.
long was used to being admired but short was the one that was usually hired.
THE LIFE OF A PENIS
IS SO SAD, IT HAS A HEAD WIT NO BRAIN, AN EYE THATS BLIND GOT 3 NEIGHBOURS
2 R NUTZ, 1's AN ARSE AND ITS BEST FRIEND IS A ****!
*Sex is like math , add a bed , minus the clothes , divide your legs and
hope you won't multiply .Warning , send this message 6 times to 6 nice persons
unless you wanna have bad sex 6 years .
do u know
what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if
the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!!
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Son: "dad what does pussy look like before sex."
Dad: "like a sweet pink rose."
Son: "...and after."
Dad: "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise."
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Voor de paar dames op het forum hier 
Last night I asked an angel
to look over you, it came back earlier than expected, I asked it why and it replied "an angel does not need to look over another angel!"
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GReeTZ
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