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blah blah americuh sux blah blah stupid americans fucking up life as we know it blahdeblahdeblaaaaaaah.
I blame getting fat on ...
fat people, But I approve, I like them big ol titties, seriously, you see them weight loss commercials, does anybody else think that some of those women looked better in their "before" pic?
Krispy kreme doughnuts partially finance my education (through the parent's job). So get fat, eat doughnuts, blame me, I don't give a fuck! I do the microwave dinners and processed food alot though, I grew up with my parents being in the fast food industry my whole life and I'm skinny as a rail, I dont like takin my shirt off in front of ppl cuz my ribs show.
I like how some of you are acting, like you have no choice over which lifestyles to take up and the american one is taking over, as if we are on some sort of campaign to change people, its really hilarious. I only wish it were really true, I would have alot easier time affording the things I wanted if it were.
*forces more europeans to eat doughnuts using his american obnoxoray eyebeams
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