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| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
One time i was in physics class.....
professor yapping, my eyes closed....and all i could do was think of all the sexcapades me and my girlfriend would partake in later that day.
oh man, i had a RAGING boner. It was redic. 
all of a sudden, i hear nothing. Absolute silence....
....i open my eyes, and what do i see?
the whole classroom staring at me, including my professor in total silence.
my pen0r went limp in .5 seconds flat.
so the moral of the story is: dont take physics  |
HAHAHA awesome! 
I don't think about sex at all. Im not programed to. But I do get boners all the time. I might be eating an old & bruised apple, for example, & bam I got a boner, I could be staring at the label of a mustard jar & bam I got a boner, or I could even be at the old folks home doing meals on wheels & then bam I got a boner. I sometimes think my boner is trying tell me something. Maybe I should record the amount of bones I get a day & investigate my boners over time for time period patterns my bone is making. Maybe it is trying to comunicate to me in morse code ....bone bo bone boner bone bo bo boner bone bo boner boner boner bo boner.
Whatever my boner is trying to say, Im sure it is an important scientific nobel prize winning bit of information.
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Last edited by Xenocreator_PG_ on Sep-20-2006 at 06:49
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