If I had a fuck buddy, I probably wouldnt have spent so much time hoarding the forums with my useless nonsense.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Slylee WELP! tonight's the night we're going to see Texas Chainsaw the beginning. and then go drinking or something. he warned me though that his nose is busted and he's limping from his recent knee surgery, so i guess no sex.

Good luck and tell us how it goes. I've had some friends that turn ex's into successful fuck buddies but usually they don't work out. My advice..just flirt but definitely mention at some point in the conversation that you are so NOT in relationship mode. You don't want to ruin your friendship by seeming like you want to hit it so you guys can enter into a relationship.

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Originally posted by riskytrader Good luck and tell us how it goes. I've had some friends that turn ex's into successful fuck buddies but usually they don't work out. My advice..just flirt but definitely mention at some point in the conversation that you are so NOT in relationship mode. You don't want to ruin your friendship by seeming like you want to hit it so you guys can enter into a relationship.

true thanks!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee WELP! tonight's the night we're going to see Texas Chainsaw the beginning. and then go drinking or something. he warned me though that his nose is busted and he's limping from his recent knee surgery, so i guess no sex.

last time i checked there wasn't much effort from the guys part when he's getting head or reverse cowgirl'd

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Originally posted by kid nyce last time i checked there wasn't much effort from the guys part when he's getting head or reverse cowgirl'd

you can't say "last time i checked" about something you've never even done.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Had several f-ck buddies - all were x girlfriends.

1 lasted for 5 years!!! (on and off, almost a monthly or bi-weekly thing). She was in a long-term relationship and had at least another 4 on the side (myself included).

2 lasted about 1 month - yet another x-gf. Used to come (in more than 1 sense) almost every morning for a month.

3 was a short lived, about 10 times spread out over a period of 1.5 years.

My "bussiest" day was fuck buddy 1 in the morning, fuck buddy 2 in the afternoon and girlfriend at night. Good times!

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Originally posted by aNYthing My "bussiest" day was fuck buddy 1 in the morning, fuck buddy 2 in the afternoon and girlfriend at night. Good times!

hahah that's awesome.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee you can't say "last time i checked" about something you've never even done.

LMAO i set myself up for that one huh

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Originally posted by kid nyce LMAO i set myself up for that one huh

muah!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee How does it start? How does it end? Should I just tell him what I would like from him?

Just sing him a serenade in spanish and tell him you're very discreete

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Originally posted by Slylee ok i'll buy you a $150 steak

fixed

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Originally posted by Slylee I am SO not in relationship mode at all right now, so I think I'll be perfectly capable of this.

shitty buzz. looks like i missed a lot in the few months.