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Originally posted by Ian been in any successful relationships

buuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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lol i told my ex to get breast implants.. that didnt work out to well

if i can do that.. fuck you can tel her to wax.. shit

....and that would be why she is your ex now.

My pubes are really really long, so I dread lock them. It makes my it look like a jamaican elephant. I also like to collect hordes of gruffnuts. I could have up to seven gruffnuts growing at one time in my mangrove swamp on the dark side of the moon.

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean Eva Longoria does not shave...ide go down on her too.

Its trimmed though...totally acceptable.

I still cant see how a guy can shave the junk, and leave the leg hair and happy trail on up....how can you blend it without calling Vidal Sassoon?...

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit lol i told my ex to get breast implants.. that didnt work out to well if i can do that.. fuck you can tel her to wax.. shit

that's a good bf!

if u pay for them.

I got a pretty decent size for my height/weight but i still want to get implants and a lift after i have kids.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL that's a good bf! if u pay for them. I got a pretty decent size for my height/weight but i still want to get implants and a lift after i have kids.

yeah yours are pretty good.. so were my ex gfs til she had kids


then the milk goes bad unfortunatley

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit yeah yours are pretty good.. so were my ex gfs til she had kids then the milk goes bad unfortunatley

haha

i wanna be a Milf when I grow up!

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Originally posted by Protege lol, Ive tried. Its hard to work that into a conversation.

Dude...jump in the shower and do it yourself...not the darkside...just the front. Then she will match the hard part. Ive done it...then it doesnt seem like you're grossed out, but trying "new" things. If you tell her to "trim that fuckin jungle you got"....she will feel hurt and insecure. You gotta be more subtle.

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Originally posted by Vlad I shave ground zero, and trim the landscaping.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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What happened to the men who were man enough to just ask, " Hey babe, do you mind shaving or trimming yoursel? It makes it a little uncomfortable"

fuck athat shave all that shit off..

grab that nutsack.. stretch it out and just run that razor














lol