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2 Nissan 240SXs are in an oven. 1 240sx says to the other "damn, its hot in here." the other 240sx says "o my god, talking 240sx!"
whats worse than a pit full of dead babies? the one at the bottom is still alive
whats worse than a pit full of dead babies and one being alive? the baby has to eat its way to freedom
whats worse than a baby eating its way to freedom from the bottom of a pit of dead babies? it comes back for seconds
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden
| quote: | | ...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic. |
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