Originally posted by aNYthing
Marry me!!! Pleeez!!!!!! I have to know.. have you ever eaten at a pink taco stand? have you chowed on a delicious bald-headed clam? srsly... Don't listen to fagz like Orbax. He does not realize that girls like you are impossible to find. I dunno, personally I think a girl who's open minded is 100000000x hotter than some "goodie two shoes frigid twat". Sorry, maybe my standards are not inline with some of those expressed here but I find female fridgidity a major source for most of world's problems. We would all be better off if women spent more time in bed with us men (and their hot friends while we watch or participate) than playing hard to get.
I think there's a well time tested formula that goes like this:
90% of men like women who are bi or open to bi experiences. The remaining 10% of men like other men.
Caela - I applaud you and your open mindedness! Fuck double standards, be yourself and don't let these retards tell you what you can or cannot take out of life!
P.S. I think I love you
Yeah, only don't forget to keep your mind open when she marries you and then sleeps around with your permission.
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Dec-24-2006 21:16
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
So, what are your plans for this evening?
In words of Stiffler: "I'll take one for the team"
You stop, I'm shy!
quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
although its kinda emasculating when they've been with more women than you
Holy crap does she give you tips on how to pick up chicks?
EDIT:
For the rhyme.
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Dec-24-2006 21:16
EXTREMUM
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2006
Location: New York, USA
quote:
Originally posted by Caela
no shame. my friends are hot.
Dec-24-2006 21:19
aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
Yeah, only don't forget to keep your mind open when she marries you and then sleeps around with your permission.
Sloppy seconds and/or delicious creampie!!! Ummm!!! Yummy! Don't knock it till you try it.
As yet another expression I brought over from the old country: "It's better to share a cake with friends than choke on a moldy piece of dirt all by yourself."
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Dec-24-2006 21:20
mezzir
BEES?
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Holy crap does she give you tips on how to pick up chicks?
EDIT:
For the rhyme.
lol i don't need any tips
she just has lower standards for women
Originally posted by Orbax
this thread proves what Ive always said. Caela is a total ho
For talking sh*t, towards someone you nothing about - you have no class, whatsoever.
Dec-24-2006 21:21
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
lol i don't need any tips
she just has lower standards for women
Hahahahaha! Nice!
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Dec-24-2006 21:22
aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
bi-curious/bi girls ftw
i'm dating one
although its kinda emasculating when they've been with more women than you
...but totally roxorz when you can go to a bar and have a double the chance of picking someone up. If you pick someone up - you win! if she picks someone up - YOU WIN!
Fuck. I need to get me one of them BFBs.
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Dec-24-2006 21:22
aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
quote:
Originally posted by EXTREMUM
For talking sh*t, towards someone you nothing about - you have no class, whatsoever.
puh-leez. class-shmass. he takes it up the ass*. Now, there's a rhyme for you.
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* and hates the competition, knowing that he's out gunned, outmatched, and does not have a vagina. which he secretly wishes he had to attract more guys
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Dec-24-2006 21:27
Omega_M
Nostalgia
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Ether
quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
As yet another expression I brought over from the old country: "It's better to share a cake with friends than choke on a moldy piece of dirt all by yourself."
Now is the time for her to realize that you are in the pimping business.
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Dec-24-2006 21:28
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by EXTREMUM
For talking sh*t, towards someone you nothing about - you have no class, whatsoever.
is it as classy as your sig? Youre a child, hush.
Dec-24-2006 21:42
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary