Miami Heat.

Pshhhh, heat? in Miami? Lies.

What a bitch! Hire a guy to rough her up and shave her head. Is she married? If so, have sex with her husband.

In the letter you should write this:
To managing executive chefman,
I stayed at your hotel with my gimp and we had troubles starting up the sex machine; it had run out of fuel. I got the gimp to go to the petrol station while I released the ducks and hens out of the suitcase. I giggled as one of the hens flew up onto the rubber dildo that was atttached to the sex match and wiggled it up & down. The gimp came back and pored the fuel into the machine but accidently spilt a bit as the hen started pecking at his eyes. I laughed as the hen stood on the starter switch & turned the machine on, but it all went bad from here... You see the Hens pecking on the gimps leather mask caused a spark that ignited the fuel making the sex machine explode. The dildo flew off the machine straight into the hens anus. The Hen was pissed at this and clawed the gimps eyes out. As you can see, I was not smoking in your room, so the allogations that woman made are wrong! I want reimbursment for that leather gimp mask that I had to throw because it had holes in it from the clawing. I also want reimbursement for the burnt hydraulic cylinder.

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i'll be sure to send a copy of that to the manager ASAP and fwd it to the head office as well, i'm sure they'll understand.

send it to your mum as well, she can take a copy to the police for you! Maybe get a government official involved. Hire a private detective in to find out why she is so fat too.

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Originally posted by medinaM5 how about seattle supersonics, or portland trailblazers....no one blazes trails anymore

but they did, hence the name.

Seattle is home to Boeing, and they make planes, some planes are supersonic

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dunno why there are so many replies, there is only one solution.



poop on the front desk.

i have been accused of this before.... but the easiest and fastest recourse is to walk back into the lobby, demand to talk to the manager. start by explaining nicely hten as he refuses to comply. start bitching louder and louder till you are making a scene then they will reverse the charge to shut you up.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp i have been accused of this before.... but the easiest and fastest recourse is to walk back into the lobby, demand to talk to the manager. start by explaining nicely hten as he refuses to comply. start bitching louder and louder till you are making a scene then they will reverse the charge to shut you up.

pooping on the front desk is better, imho

Slash her face with a Stanley knife

Write a letter to her superiors, the head office threaten legal action etc. Make sure you notify industry watchdog groups, trading standards once they know they can potentially get bad press they'll s*it their load and compensate you.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel dude, i live in a city called "medicine hat", best western is fucken CLASS here.

Hey "The Gas City" is a happenin place - http://www.medicinehatnews.com/video.php


Check out this guy at the council meeting:
"Dey took ma jerb!!"

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

it's simple. you wait for her in the parking lot and knock that bitch's teeth out.


that'll learn her!







oh damn...you're a mom i forgot. you have to be all mature n shit. well, i would totally do it for you if i lived near you weiner!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone