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Originally posted by CODY JONES eh,hello.did i not tell you to stay the f@@k out my thread last nite? take a hike sushipunky wasting my time here so is anybody who runs this going sort out the search section??

If you keep up this f@@king nonsense I will f@@king suspend your posting privileges. People told you where to look. Now f@@king look there.

Last edited by UWM on Feb-16-2007 at 13:25

HOW TO USE THE F@@KING SEARCH BUTTON
By david.michael

STEP 1:
- Click the search button. It's in the upper right-hand corner. It says "SEARCH" on it. It is blue.

STEP 2:
- Think real hard about what it is that you want to find. See exhibits A and B.

Exhibit A | Exhibit B

STEP 3:
- Type what you want to search for in the little white boxes. Follow the instructions. They are in blue. They look like instructions.

STEP 4:
- Click on the appropriate results. If there aren't any, you either suck ass at coming up with search terms, or there are no topics regarding this.

STEP 5:
- Return to Step 2 until you are satisfied that nobody started your topic. This may take hours. Grab coffee.

STEP 5.5:
- Try Google.

STEP 6: Optional- for intelligent posters only
- Start your own thread on your topic, and maybe you'll find the answers you are looking for.

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Originally posted by david.michael HOW TO USE THE F@@KING SEARCH BUTTON By david.michael STEP 1: - Click the search button. It's in the upper right-hand corner. It says "SEARCH" on it. It is blue. STEP 2: - Think real hard about what it is that you want to find. See exhibits A and B. Exhibit A | Exhibit B STEP 3: - Type what you want to search for in the little white boxes. Follow the instructions. They are in blue. They look like instructions. STEP 4: - Click on the appropriate results. If there aren't any, you either suck ass at coming up with search terms, or there are no topics regarding this. STEP 5: - Return to Step 2 until you are satisfied that nobody started your topic. This may take hours. Grab coffee. STEP 5.5: - Try Google. STEP 6: Optional- for intelligent posters only - Start your own thread on your topic, and maybe you'll find the answers you are looking for.

what is it with this site.biggest load of f@@king smart arses?

so are you a mod may i ask sonny?

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Originally posted by CODY JONES what is it with this site.biggest load of f@@king smart arses? so are you a mod may i ask sonny?

No, sonny. I've simply got common sense.

Seriously, if you ignore the snarky/smartass-ness, those instructions hold true. What is it you don't understand?

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Originally posted by david.michael No, sonny. I've simply got common sense. Seriously, if you ignore the snarky/smartass-ness, those instructions hold true. What is it you don't understand?

well ive tried loads of time to find out some of djs ages im looking for and came up with stuff totally different to what im looking for,ie pvd been gay is what i got on one of the days and armin making crap music etc.im sure you get what im talking about..

can the site not have a simple search function in which you type in what your looking for rather than have all the words highlighed red ie armin and age in about 50th threads..it takes so long to go throught.and then you cant even get his age?

cody J

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Originally posted by CODY JONES well ive tried loads of time to find out some of djs ages im looking for and came up with stuff totally different to what im looking for,ie pvd been gay is what i got on one of the days and armin making crap music etc.im sure you get what im talking about.. can the site not have a simple search function in which you type in what your looking for rather than have all the words highlighed red ie armin and age in about 50th threads..it takes so long to go throught.and then you cant even get his age? cody J

The problem is that your search terms are too small. Words like "dj" and "age" don't get counted because they are too common or small. Refer to step 6.

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Originally posted by david.michael The problem is that your search terms are too small. Words like "dj" and "age" don't get counted because they are too common or small. Refer to step 6.

i did do that yesterday with my thread?

and if you notice the first person to reply was laughing in what i said the f@@k..

but sombody did help me out with my thread.but i still think the people who run this site should sort the search section out in some way..

Whoever you are, you're fucking annoying. People have tried to help and you've written them off. They've even directed you to other websites with the information you're after. The search here works, you're just too stupid to figure it out.

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Originally posted by CODY JONES but i still think the people who run this site should sort the search section out in some way..

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Originally posted by THE_Chris You know if you do a Google Image search for F@@K, this comes up -

I'm not quite sure he knows how to do that?

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