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superglo
shake well before use ...

Registered: Jun 2003
Location: in between the sheets
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Mar-04-2007 11:51
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superglo
shake well before use ...

Registered: Jun 2003
Location: in between the sheets
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Mar-04-2007 15:05
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Jansa
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Registered: Apr 2006
Location: Tallinn
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This morning I had a massive hangover. Woke up, felt like I've been hit by a truck. Opened a beer, sat down in front of the TV and just chilled.
All of a sudden the doorbell rings. My my, who could that be? It's still so early. So I get up, open the door and there's two ladies staring at me. Looking at my completely hungover face one says, without saying hello: "Sorry for bothering, I guess you're not interested, huh?"
I'm thinking, do I really need this shit right now? And a brilliant idea comes. What would happen if I for once actually tried to listen to the shit they have to say.
So I invite them in, make coffee and sit them down in the living room. I make up an excuse to get to the other room. "I need to go for a few minutes, I'm going to call my father. He's in a hospital right now. Just enjoy your coffee, I'll be right back."
So I go to the other room, masterfully make a joint and smoke it on the bedroom window, real quick. This is going to be fucking awesome.
I go back to the livingroom. The women have placed some brochures on the table. I ask them: "So what did you want to talk about?" One of them starts to praise Jesus and introduces me to the teachings of the bible. I sat there for 30 minutes, completely silent, only saying "uh-huh" when she stopped speaking. And then I realised their blabbering was starting to ruin my high. Out of nowhere I just started screaming "Get the fuck out, the devil disapproves! The Devil disapproves! Leave, zealots, leave!!!"
My god was that funny. One of them spilt coffee on her white shirt. The other one stuffed brochures back in her purse. I'm there pretending to look for the vacuum cleaner. "I'm gonna vacuum the lies outta joo!"
They seriously just fucking vanished. I mean they were gone in less than half a minute.
I smoke another joint, turn the TV to Eurosport and chill. Best hangover ever.
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Mar-05-2007 15:31
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superglo
shake well before use ...

Registered: Jun 2003
Location: in between the sheets
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| quote: | Originally posted by Jansa
This morning I had a massive hangover. Woke up, felt like I've been hit by a truck. Opened a beer, sat down in front of the TV and just chilled.
All of a sudden the doorbell rings. My my, who could that be? It's still so early. So I get up, open the door and there's two ladies staring at me. Looking at my completely hungover face one says, without saying hello: "Sorry for bothering, I guess you're not interested, huh?"
I'm thinking, do I really need this shit right now? And a brilliant idea comes. What would happen if I for once actually tried to listen to the shit they have to say.
So I invite them in, make coffee and sit them down in the living room. I make up an excuse to get to the other room. "I need to go for a few minutes, I'm going to call my father. He's in a hospital right now. Just enjoy your coffee, I'll be right back."
So I go to the other room, masterfully make a joint and smoke it on the bedroom window, real quick. This is going to be fucking awesome.
I go back to the livingroom. The women have placed some brochures on the table. I ask them: "So what did you want to talk about?" One of them starts to praise Jesus and introduces me to the teachings of the bible. I sat there for 30 minutes, completely silent, only saying "uh-huh" when she stopped speaking. And then I realised their blabbering was starting to ruin my high. Out of nowhere I just started screaming "Get the fuck out, the devil disapproves! The Devil disapproves! Leave, zealots, leave!!!"
My god was that funny. One of them spilt coffee on her white shirt. The other one stuffed brochures back in her purse. I'm there pretending to look for the vacuum cleaner. "I'm gonna vacuum the lies outta joo!"
They seriously just fucking vanished. I mean they were gone in less than half a minute.
I smoke another joint, turn
the TV to Eurosport and chill. Best hangover ever. |

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