A/S/L?

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When you start to criticize the times you live in, your time is over. ~Karl Lagerfeld

Austin Powers chat up lines from the movie "Austin Powers & Gold Member"

1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18) You, Me, whipped cream and handcuffs, any questions?
19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
20) My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
24) Do you sleep on your stomach and can I too?
25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

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The walking discography.

quote:

Leslie Nielsen: Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

"I am Sancho"
-- from the movie Orgasmo.

This one's soooo funny because he says it soo much all the time.

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'-.SgtFoo.-'
My SoundCloud

'Timaaaaa' - Timmy, southpark

'fuck those bittchess'' me

playin with my money is like playin with my emotions

-big worm from movie friday



>JM<

a fact is just something you got someone else to believe.

shit happens.

if ignorance is bliss, there are a lot of happy ******s in this world.

he looks like an idiot, he walks like an idiot, he talks like an idiot. DO NOT BE FOOLED! he is an idiot.

if at first you don't succeed, try reading the instructions.

if at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

if at first you don't succeed, give up, don't be sucha nut about success.

software is like sex, its better when its free -Linus Torvalds

you can piss on me and light me on fire, but it won't make me creative.

it can take a second to like someone and a lifetime to forget them - thats why God, in his infinite wisdom invented alcohol.

he who gives you a drink is not a friend... he is family.

MP3s eh... suck... -Ferry Corsten

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check out my guest mix for OndaSonora Podcast (aug.2009)

-Its not that life is too short,
its that Death is sooooo long!

-Hunger is the best Cook
Thirst is the best Bartender

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The Ones who look for love Will not Find their seek let the love find you and take it easy! Build Your Empire

"Horses are like high school girls. They might not have a brain in them, but they know that all the boys want to ride them. "

quote:

Originally posted by BluNine i honestly cant understand why Bush is in office, id rather have a guy who liked getting head than a fuckin moron....i cant wait until ive saved enough cash to move back to europe

yah, same here!!

Dont judge a person till you've walked a half a mile in his shoes, that way when you do, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
- unknown

“Imagination is more important than knowledge”
-Albert Einstein

"Try not! Either do or do not!"
-Master Yoda in 'Star Wars'

"He who is not aware of his ignorance will be only misled by his knowledge."
Richard Whatley

"Have you ever wondered if taxation WITHOUT representation would be cheaper?"
Unknown

"One-fifth of the people are against everything all of the time."
John F. Kennedy


"Reality never creates problems. Our refusal to accept reality is what creates the problems."
Phil Steffen

"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."
Phil Steffen

"Government should stop trying to make life fair for its 'subjects.' Fairness is not an institutional value that can be dictated from on high; it is a personal value that we are to demonstrate to one another."
Ron Strom






here is my contribution.

enjoy!