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ok heres a great one
there is this guy thats been stranded on an island for the past 20yrs,doesnt know how he got there or why hes there but hes there.so one day hes out on the beach doing some spear fishing for food and he stops and looks out to the other side of the beach and happens to see a woman.so hes not all to sure about this,puts his head under water,rinses off,and comes back up out of the water and the woman is still there.so he goes across to the other side and fukkin hell it is a woman.they get down to talkin (he realizes that she also has been there for the past 20yrs) and then she flips him the what have you been doing for sex for the past 20yrs question.he looks at her and just doesnt want to reply to that.so,she pushes and she prys until he finally gives in...you know she wants it too.he takes her to this clearing in the woods and there is this gorgeous chick in the middle of the clearing that was carved out of the tree that was in the middle of the clearing (he carved the only tree in the clearing into the hottest broad anyone can think of).the woman seeing this feels sry for the guy and offers him the real thing...he hmms and haws over it...and once again you know she wants it too...so he agrees.few minutes later he walks up to her and shes laying on the grass and he asks her to standup,she asks why and he tells her to just do it.she stands up.then he tells her to spread her legs,so she looks ove rat the tree and understands why hes asking her to do those things,so she spreads her legs.what does he do?runs up to her and boots her right in the ****.
just fukkin boots her.
so shes out cold for about an hr or so and then wakes up after he splashed some water on her...finally.so she looks at him,still all fukked up from bein knocked out and asked him what the fuck he did that for?
his response was he was checkin for squirrels.
Enjoi.
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