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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL coffee can only be mixed with frangelico.. chambord.. baileys,, kahluah.. and maybe 1 or 2 more i can't remember. anything else is just guaranteed nasty

Irish coffee?

Oh, and Goldschlager (or Goldstrike as it is known here) is a shit drink. Anything that strong shouldn't taste that fanny and sugary.

Vodka, please.

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Originally posted by nchs09 beer and 7up.. winz0r!

That made me lol. Big time.

When I used to work in one particular bar in the UK, we used to give a WHOLE lot of shit to people ordering "Beer + Lemonade."

AKA - The 'Fucking Shandy.'

At any time, busy or quiet, if a man orders a shandy...It's on.

We would ring the bell (ie. the last drinks bell) and shout out around the bar..

Me: "We've got a shandy here people, a SHANDY!"

Other staff: "A SHANDY???? PEOPLE!!!! We've got a shandy drinker here!!!

Yet another staff member: WHAT??? A shandy??? WHERE!!??

Me: This guy here! Just asked me for a shandy!!!

Other staff: No way, that guy's drinking a SHANDY???

I have never seen so many embarrassed folk.

LOL.

Nachos, I'm going to have to call you a southern, shandy drinking bastard.

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hahahahahhahahaha that's awesome.

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Your friends are dicks for buying you that shit. I wouldn't even drink it back when I was a professional alcoholic.

first time i ever got drunk was off that stuff...at a bar mitzvah when i was 13

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Sushipunk That made me lol. Big time. When I used to work in one particular bar in the UK, we used to give a WHOLE lot of shit to people ordering "Beer + Lemonade." AKA - The 'Fucking Shandy.' At any time, busy or quiet, if a man orders a shandy...It's on. We would ring the bell (ie. the last drinks bell) and shout out around the bar.. Me: "We've got a shandy here people, a SHANDY!" Other staff: "A SHANDY???? PEOPLE!!!! We've got a shandy drinker here!!! Yet another staff member: WHAT??? A shandy??? WHERE!!?? Me: This guy here! Just asked me for a shandy!!! Other staff: No way, that guy's drinking a SHANDY??? I have never seen so many embarrassed folk. LOL. Nachos, I'm going to have to call you a southern, shandy drinking bastard.

id wear a "shandy" t-shirt, next time i went to the bar

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by Allied Nations Has anyone said Liquid Cocaine yet? Gold + Jager!

haha That's right.

Orbax bought DA and I a shot of that stuff his first night in Miami

gross.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations Has anyone said Liquid Cocaine yet? Gold + Jager!

I was amazed that it got this far in without someone mentioning 'liquid cocaine' That is my favorite shot!!

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Originally posted by inconspicuous also, The Hulk > all 1 part Cognac 1 part Hpnotiq it turns bright green. The name sounds really stupid, so I always just order it as half cognac & half hpnotiq.

NO NO NO!


tjpatel from TA bought me one of those @ a club once....WORST FUCKING COMBINATION EVER. Tastes like butt-juice and rainbow sprinkles.

I chugged the whole thing cause I couldnt stand sipping the crap.


If I'm getting a crazy mixed drink, I get an Adios Mother******...

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

this might sound a bit racist but wtvr...

i remember one cracy night, i think we had taken some cid...

we go to the store liquor store and i buy this huge bottle of hypnotic.. and we go back to my buddys house.. its kinda ghetto

so we are there trippin balls, wtih a huge bottle of hypnotic taking swigs... and all these black poeple start coming up.. and everyone is like "OH MAN YO CAN I HAVE A ZIP FO SHO?!?!" and since i was trippin i didnt know wtf they were talking about.. needles to say the only thing i remember was ... it tasted like shit, it attracted alot of black poeple who were poor.... so i give it 2 thumbs down.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Hey Clovis,

You can always strain the gold out....cuz hey... free gold.

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If its enough gold for a bottle of Jager...well shit, I might try that!

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.