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Originally posted by bas Can you see what it says here on this box?

It says "Cook, & Chill" and baby that's what I do - I cook, and then I chiiiilll... Awwww yeah.

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Originally posted by jennypie My mom's out of town this weekend. /IGK

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Originally posted by Frenchie cheesy pick up lines are for men with no game and work on woman with no shame.

ooo thats a good one. gotta open with it next time

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Originally posted by jennypie My mom's out of town this weekend. /IGK

That was funny.

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

"Oh.. I'm sorry I thought that was a brail nametag."

"Hey, I was about to go masterbate and I just needed a name to go with ur face . "

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Originally posted by orangejuice "Hey, I was about to go masterbate and I just needed a name to go with ur face . "

possible reactions:

- slap in the face
- running away scared
- shocked and freezed looking in disgust

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Originally posted by noikeee possible reactions: - slap in the face - running away scared - shocked and freezed looking in disgust

haha yeah i said it as a bet and she just looked at me with her mouth wide open so i figure it did what i wanted it to lol

btw i told her i was jokin and we're chill

i didn't think you had actually said that

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Would you be offended if I asked whether or not you've ever had a dick in your ass?

<---- With that expression on your face.

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Where the fuck is tigo. He signed up for some shit that sends him pickup lines to hise phone, once a day. They're the worst ever.


And lol @ /IGK, and lol @ Googoly not even making a pickup line because hes so fucking stupid.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

ay girl, yo' tits look as fake as the moon landing.