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Originally posted by all-nite-freak sometimes you even get lucky and their pussy still has that "new car" smell. Ever notice that every fucking single chick on this planet is an amateur astrologist. Wouldn't asking a guy about his dick size be better than knowing he is a virgo who signed his donor cards. Fucking useless chit chat

There is a good chance he'll actually tell you the truth when it comes to his zodiac sign as apposed to his cock size.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit so is your non avoidability of spelling mistakes

i for one have come to terms with that and frankly i dont give a fcuk..

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Originally posted by Project-K I was reading this thread and I was all serious until I read this post, and the mere mention of that made me burst out laughing.

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Originally posted by Frenchie There is a good chance he'll actually tell you the truth when it comes to his zodiac sign as apposed to his cock size.

why would a man lie about his penis size...if she fucks him and its small..well he is a fucking liar. Liars never beat the good guys on GI Joe.

if they invented a roofie that would last until silences do not need to be filled with useless shit no one cares about...they deserve the Nobel for science. The worst part is you don't realize who much like cockfags you both look like at thi stage of courtship.

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Knowing she doesn't speak the same language and cant say the safe word or ask my sign...priceless

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak why would a man lie about his penis size...if she fucks him and its small..well he is a fucking liar. Liars never beat the good guys on GI Joe.

That's the difference between a boy and a man.

a man turns out the lights and puts on a gigantic strap on b4 coming to bed

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Originally posted by Frenchie That's the difference between a boy and a man.

believe it or not going up to a girl and telling her you have a small dick has worked for me in the past. God bless reverse psychology....Bill Cosby, is there anything you can't do.

I'd rather be told upfront in honesty rather than have him lie and find out on my own. If he's small than I'll work around it.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I'd rather be told upfront in honesty rather than have him lie and find out on my own. If he's small than I'll work around it.

you didnt read between the lines silly hypocrit...if he lied to you and said it was small when it was huge...you wouldn't be mad. You would promptly dislocate your jaw in order to get his whole massive member in your mouth as you thank the Cock Gods for this blessing.

That wasn't my point you silly french man. I said IF he lied to me and told me it was big when it's really small. I don't see the hypocrite in that.

well i cant go deeper ok!!!?!??!??!??!
i dont ask you to go tighter:P