I once took a shit in a bun, then sold it as a hotdog. (true story)

I killed Paul Oakenfold 3 years ago and have since been impersonating him.

Noone seems to have noticed.

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Originally posted by evil_bastard I killed Paul Oakenfold 3 years ago and have since been impersonating him. Noone seems to have noticed.

LMAO!!! so that means people must hate you for "oakenfold's" current work?

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Originally posted by barry_sheen I once took a shit in a bun, then sold it as a hotdog. (true story)

Kay... that's justWRONG!!!

By the way...do you guys realize Bjork is in her mid 40's?... just a little useless fact I guess I know she looks super young.. and I guess it doesn't matter that her nose is getting closer to the dirt.. MEH..

And for whoever said that the girls are being too uptight in here with their confessions.. well I think me and Miss E have been the only ones to confess... and her's wasn't that uptight.. so I will confess once again to make you all happy.

*I think I can give myself a better orgasm then any guy can*

But yes I'll admit.. getting it from a guy is different then giving it to yourself... still good.

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Heal the Past :: Live the Present :: Dream the Future

And I've always had a dream about being the lead singer of a punk/ska group. ... hehehe

*when I was little I used to have a crush on David Bowie, Vanilla Ice, and Dylan from 90210*... haha. I wanted to be Cyndi Lauper, Oliva Newton John, and I wanted to marry Micheal Jackson (LONG TIME AGO)...
*When I had the crush on Dylan of 90210, my mom bought me a pillow case cover with his picture on it... and it was the size of a normal head.. so before I went to bed at night.. I would always make out with the picture of dylan on my pillow case*... LOL.... OMG!!!!!!!.. lol... *so embarassing*... please note I was only 12.

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Originally posted by Waxen By the way...do you guys realize Bjork is in her mid 40's?... just a little useless fact I guess I know she looks super young.. and I guess it doesn't matter that her nose is getting closer to the dirt.. MEH..

yeah so what? what Icelandic chicks own their own Socttish isle? heh/

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oh... haha.. don't get me wrong, I wasn't saying that it was a bad thing with her being in her mid 40's, and has a son your age.. that just means she's a MILF... ehehehee ... I just found out she was so "young" (to put it in a nice way) a couple months ago, and was shocked.. I thought she was in her late 20's!.. lol..

~S~

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ehhh.......actually she's in her late 30s..........

but I ofcourse still think she's kinda sexy....

not to mention, I do like her music....

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Originally posted by evil_bastard I killed Paul Oakenfold 3 years ago and have since been impersonating him. Noone seems to have noticed.

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What should have been posted by evil_bastard I killed [Juricimo] 3 [days] ago and have since been impersonating him. Noone seems to have noticed.

HAHA thought i throw that out..

kiddin man,. but the avatar.. LOL

-M

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no obstacles between my heart and my words; my lips, the great liaison to my soul.

my confession...: i jerked off to dj rap's picture..lol..

and um also..im in love with myself...and i cry alot...

Last year I would always go in the chatrooms and talk about being a virgin, which I was and I thought it would stay that way for a long time. About 3 weeks ago I...... yes it's me Stephy Jo.... I lost my virginity to my boyfriend who I've been close to for a year and 6 months. So I guess it's not that bad of a first choice?

SEXUAL CONFESSIONS:
1) I like to expirement with whipcream and chocolate
2) I do the porn star kiss... if you know what I mean
3) My boyfriend can only last about 2 minutes......
4) Nothing wrong with making yourself feel good!
haha k that is enough now!!!!!!!

i thought of one...

last winter i tried to pierce my own nipple.. anyways i took an icicle and put it on there for about 5 minutes until i thought it was numb and then took a needle and shoved it through, but it actually didnt go through and just sorta sat there halfway and i was in a lot of pain and had to pull it back out.. i was pissed, but it made it REALLY sensitive to touch so i did the same to the other one. Fucken hurts, but damn it really makes my legs tingle when they are rubbed.

-M

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no obstacles between my heart and my words; my lips, the great liaison to my soul.