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Originally posted by Beat Blog
Mobile phones have clocks.
- Whats easier, to lift your arm and look or go into your pocket and dig for your phone
Computers have clocks.
- Yes because I carry my computer around.
Microwaves have clocks.
- I carry around a microwave also.
Ovens have clocks.
- And an oven.
Cars have clocks.
- I dont have a car, and even when Im in one, Id rather just look at my watch.
Every room in a school or university has clocks.
- False.
Gyms and pools have clocks.
- Because were all at gyms and pools all day
Many cities have giant clocks on billboards.
- Would everyone that lives in a city raise their hands, now everyone that lives in a city big enough to sport billboards raise theirs.
Digital cameras have clocks in them.
- Because were all always travelling around with digital cameras in our pockets. You also have to wait a minute to turn them on, how convenient is that?
A majority of office buildings have clocks in them.
- I dont work in an office building, I doubt most people here do either.
Most bedrooms have an alarm clock.
- Which are designed for the morning time, and its only function is as an alarm, otherwise most of us dont give a shit about it.
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