Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Jun-21-2007 22:07
leph555
dementia depleted
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: City
quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
hahaha...this shit is funny . Am I going to hell ?
You don't go to hell just because you made fun of a ******!
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Here's a joke a heard from a guy at work the other day.
3 guys are driving down a abandoned road on a rainy night in the middle of some Hick town. Their names are Mike, Vic and John and all of a sudden their car breaks down. They try fixing it and calling for help but their cell phones are down. They look around and see a Motel. They head over to the Hotel and ask the clerk how many rooms they have, the clerk says that he only has one one bedroom at the moment with a king size bed due to plumbing. After deliborating for a while the 3 guys decide to sleep together for the night. They draw straws, Mike sleep on the right side of the bed, Vic in the middle and John on the left.
Early next morning daylight breaks and Mike is the first to wake up and taps both Vic and john and says "dude, what a wild fucking dream I had last night. This hot chic kept jerking me off non stop. "get the fuck outta here" John says. "I had the same dream , it felt so good" Vic says "you guys are lucky , my dream was lame as hell. All I dreamt about was skiing down some slopes."
Jun-21-2007 22:22
leph555
dementia depleted
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: City
quote:
Originally posted by Cipha Sounds
Here's a joke a heard from a guy at work the other day.
3 guys are driving down a abandoned road on a rainy night in the middle of some Hick town. Their names are Mike, Vic and John and all of a sudden their car breaks down. They try fixing it and calling for help but their cell phones are down. They look around and see a Motel. They head over to the Hotel and ask the clerk how many rooms they have, the clerk says that he only has one one bedroom at the moment with a king size bed due to plumbing. After deliborating for a while the 3 guys decide to sleep together for the night. They draw straws, Mike sleep on the right side of the bed, Vic in the middle and John on the left.
Early next morning daylight breaks and Mike is the first to wake up and taps both Vic and john and says "dude, what a wild fucking dream I had last night. This hot chic kept jerking me off non stop. "get the fuck outta here" John says. "I had the same dream , it felt so good" Vic says "you guys are lucky , my dream was lame as hell. All I dreamt about was skiing down some slopes."
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.