im drunk though

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Originally posted by Marc Summers im drunk though

ftw trade you some bud right now

Happy 4th, friends below me.

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well i went jet skiing yesterday and messed up my neck from jumping waves and falling off the back 2 times. lol


good times.


so i wake up this morning and my girlfriend calls me like, "omg! let's hang out...my gf just left for cali and i'm invited to a bbq, go with me" so i'm like cool ok. i get ready and then she calls and sees what my status is and i tell her, and she says she has to stop at a friend's house (probably to pick up drugs i guessed, but i didn't ask) and that she'll call me.

she calls me like 35 minutes later and i can already tell she's coked up. and she's talking about how the bbq is lame, and she'd rather go to this other person's bbq, bla bla bla. but she's like, "drive here and then follow me to the other bbq". ok they are like 40 minutes apart, why the fuck would i drive to u and waste gas, just to turn around and leave and head in the exact opposite direction.

she has to call me back.

she calls me back 5 minutes later and says the bbq she's going to is really a boat thing and there's only so many ppl going, bla bla. so i'm like, "lol ok let's just hang out another time".


what a fucking flake. i mean jesus christ, if u wanna do blow with ur friends all day, i dont give a rat's ass, but dont fucking call me up and invite me to a party and tell me to get ready, and then go score some blow and decide u wanna ditch me because i most likely wont be doing coke with u since i have work tomorrow.


i can't believe she did that. lol

oh well. it's pouring rain anyway and i got a shitload of cleaning done earlier today so whatever

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Happy 4th of July everybody!

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Originally posted by TigerClaw Happy transfomers movie premiere everybody!

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Originally posted by Slylee so i wake up this morning and my girlfriend

Damn, that threw me off.

lol

sorry

she's my good friend whom i go way back with (middle school) and she's a lesbian

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone