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I don't see anything wrong with it in a relationship @ least!

maybe not when you're starting to get to know the person or in the beginning stages but when the relationship is sturdy then why not be comfortable enough with the person to let them rip

hahaha
I wouldn't do it in front of anyone else though

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Originally posted by eye_03 oh man thats classic!! of the 'ol fart-in-the-car-and-lock-the-power-windows trick!

Hahahaha...my bf and I got each other good on our drive back from the cottage a couple weekends ago.

It was extra bad because it was at the end of a long weekend of drinking beer; eating steaks, burgers, hot dogs, and smores...and not shitting.

my gf always tries to sneak in the suprise dutch oven int he morning before i wake up. she has only pulled it off twice now, all other times i thwart her by sleeping iwth the duvet tucked under my arm.

but ya she does it all the time in front of me, doesnt bother me at all really.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by Vlad This one chick I was dating came over one night (parents were gone), Im hittin' it from the back and as she moves to reposition, fucking girl queefed like whoa. I didnt know if I should have been impressed or disturbed. I was alittle disturbed.

It's called a queef because your dick, (yes it IS because of you) pushed air up there, the air naturally has to expel back out, thus making a queefing sound. The fact that she queefed while repositioning is normal and common, and the fact that you were "disturbed" is not normal. Queefs happen, they happen because of the dick. Use your common sense, yes they will happen quite often, and if you are disturbed, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.
I hope you didn't show that fact that you were disturbed by something a 3rd grader would be scared of.

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Originally posted by ES0727 It's called a queef because your dick, (yes it IS because of you) pushed air up there, the air naturally has to expel back out, thus making a queefing sound. The fact that she queefed while repositioning is normal and common, and the fact that you were "disturbed" is not normal. Queefs happen, they happen because of the dick. Use your common sense, yes they will happen quite often, and if you are disturbed, maybe you shouldn't be having sex. I hope you didn't show that fact that you were disturbed by something a 3rd grader would be scared of.

See, you were wrong to reply to that post, because if you knew Vlad, you'd know that he's never had sex. He probably read about queefs in Maxim or something.

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Originally posted by jennypie See, you were wrong to reply to that post, because if you knew Vlad, you'd know that he's never had sex. He probably read about queefs in Maxim or something.

Lol, yeah you're right.. Or maybe I actually DO know Vlad.. Hmmm

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Originally posted by Vlad This one chick I was dating came over one night (parents were gone), Im hittin' it from the back and as she moves to reposition, fucking girl queefed like whoa. I didnt know if I should have been impressed or disturbed. I was alittle disturbed.

LOL!!

This makes me think of a funny story.

So.. the guy is going at it from behind, (classic position to get the queefs going,) and doing their thing whatever whatever.

He flips her around on her back, and before proceeding, decides to go down on her. As he is going in for the kill, she queefs.

He then looks up at her, and in a very "offended" way says "Why do you hate me?"

I lolled so hard it hurt.

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Originally posted by Lira Reasons why I love my girlfriend #43: She knows queefs are hilarious

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Originally posted by nchs09 i dont know if you know this, but girls also take shits, sometimes they even get diarrhea

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Originally posted by Slylee this deuce i used to work with would come over to my desk and pretend to look for something and then walk back to his and a few minutes later i'd smell his fart. fucking jackoff. lol

1. The term is "dunce", you dunce.

2. The technique you are referring to is most commonly known as "crop-dusting", i.e farting on the move and leaving extra quickly so that others suffer in your foul stench, and possibly get blamed for it themselves. It's great, just great.

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