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| quote: | Originally posted by Kytracid
First off, spilling water on the floor doesn't clean it. It makes a greasy mess where once there was a sticky one. It makes the floor treacherous by taking away any traction you might have had. You want to clean a floor, next time you spill water on a sticky spot make sure you have a bucket with some suds in it, a mop and a scrub brush as well. Then, get down on your hands and knees and clean that spot, and let it dry instead of making it worse.
Also, with regards to your dancing (if you really want to call slipping and sliding dancing) - no real dancer WILL EVER spill water on a spot to help them dance. It doesn't matter if you're a bboy, a tapdancer, ballet, crunk, jazz, waterever. If you're serious about busting a move then you'll realize that at some point both your feet will have left the ground. At that stage the most important function of the surface will to provide you with a grip when you land. Slippery floor provide no grip...that's why lazy retards spill water on it. It's an easy way to glide and do all the moves that would otherwise require some real footwork. Instead of moving from their heel to toe, instead of shifting weight from side to side, they spill water on the spot, and just shuffle and scrape their feet.
It's not a solution though, the floor isn't getting cleaned. All you're doing is making a bad situation even worse. After about half an hour the slickness turns back to stickness...which is why you see people continually spilling water on 'their' spot.
I'm not sure if any of this will get to you, or if you'll care even if it does. From my experience, people who spill water on the floor and then claim that their doing it because the floor is sticky are just lazy, inconsiderate dancers....No real dancer will ever make a floor slippery. EVER! Which is why you'll rarely see a good dancer going to some of these clubs and busting out. Water spillers aren't dancing, they're taking a shortcut - a dangerous one that will at some point result in injury either to themselves, or to someone else.
PS. I have no intention of dancing on your wetspot although I do have reservations of how well anybody can dance on an oilslick. With that being said - This is me, calling you out. Name the next jam you're at, and I'll turn up...you can dance on a slippery floor and I'll bust on a nice 'safe' dry patch and we'll let those who are gathered around say who's dancing and who's not. |
Lol, get a hold of yourself. I never said I'm a "real dancer", or that I'm even any good at it. I prolly suck. I don't know, and I don't care. I go to clubs to listen to music, dance, and have a good time. Not to showoff my "skills" to anyone who is around me. So there's no need to "call me out" in a dancing competition like you're John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, and I'm going to steal your girl by cheating through spilling water on the dancefloor. Sorry to disappoint, but there'll be no dance-offs between my posse and yours.
I also never mentioned doing it so the floor is clean. I know it doesn't make it any cleaner. It just makes it less sticky, which is the effect I'm going for. I guess I am one of those lazy, inconsiderate dancers you're talking about. Yes, gliding on the floor makes it easier than dealing with my soles sticking to the floor. Yes, that is precisely why I do it.
What I don't understand is why something that I do that helps ME dance is inconsiderable, or why it bothers YOU so much. I only spill enough to get rid of the stickiness, so there's plenty of grip left on the floor. And if the floor is sticky, that's because of drunk idiots who keep spilling their fruity drinks on the floor, so I'm creating as much of a safety hazard as they are. Plus, I already said I only do it where my feet hit the floor, so YOUR safety is not compromised in any way. Finally, if I felt unsure of my balance after I spilled water on the floor, I obviously wouldn't do it anymore because it'd be pretty fucking embarrassing to slip and fall while dancing.
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