For those of you who don't know what a fleshlight is...NSFW

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS For those of you who don't know what a fleshlight is...NSFW

...the good old flesh light haha.

I see ads for this thing all the time lol

Do you enjoy it Dr. Das?

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Originally posted by exstasie Do you enjoy it Dr. Das?

I don't eat imitation food, drink imitation booze or f*ck imitation pu*sy. I guess I'm just hardcore like that...

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If you can't be good, be careful.

"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

dr das thanks so much!
ahahaha
and it better be a girl
boy fishies seem to die easy

its name can be shroomy!

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Originally posted by barbina dr das thanks so much! ahahaha and it better be a girl boy fishies seem to die easy its name can be shroomy!

G, Sketchee, and Shroomy...I'm seeing a pattern here.

I didn't check it's sex, that seemed like an invasion of it's privacy. Let's just assume it's a she.

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If you can't be good, be careful.

"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

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Originally posted by barbina work time eww

But you just started and was having a great time!!! what happend?

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Originally posted by smuncky how in gods name do u break a fleshlight?!

Satisfaction guaranteed my ass. I'd rather not disclose how it broke.

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Originally posted by Zentac_75 the eyes remind me of the demons from Carnivale.

LOL

Sorry to hear about your fish. Glad you got a new one.

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Originally posted by Cribby Satisfaction guaranteed my ass. I'd rather not disclose how it broke.

cribby you crack me up

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Originally posted by Abercrombie But you just started and was having a great time!!! what happend?

loll i am
i just hate getting up and actually doing something
i rather lounge by my pool than work
you know what i mean?

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Originally posted by barbina I had a little ceremony as I flushed him this morning.

Did you flush him down the toilet ? such a disgrace. you should have eaten him for dinner. Just like Keith Richards. He did snort his father's ashes. Confirmed.

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