Well whatever, think what you want. I'll be over here laughing at how wrong you are, lol.

that was tongue and cheek regarding seeing someone else's genitalia. That's a magenta fan in your avatar, eh?

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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Originally posted by Spin Laden I guess you have a point... we haven't seen your genitalia

we have seen her seaweed though, which is equally as disturbing.

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*snicker*

crabs.

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

Yup. I've had sex dreams about my friends/co-workers.

It's the only kind of sex I've been getting

No worries Jenny, most girls who befriend me end up having sexual dreams about me. Its just nature taking its course...Be at ease child.

i cant even get pussy in my dreams

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Originally posted by Rodrico No worries Jenny, most girls who befriend me end up having sexual dreams about me. Its just nature taking its course...Be at ease child.

Oh phew! But your baby dick still makes me feel weird.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

so true...

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.

Before we get to the core of the ladder theory let's introduce a few lemmas...

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Originally posted by jennypie Oh phew! But your baby dick still makes me feel weird.

I thought it the the big pubes overlapping the baby dick that made feel special, like you were making love to a hairy flower.