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Originally posted by Rodrico My boner was startin to rage for those whores in the booth next to us at steves bday jam. Dude, you missed out on the nekkidness and titty suckin that steve was doing. So funny.

lol one of the fat bitches came up to my gf and was like "hey u ever made out with a girl before" my gf was like "no and if i thought of it it be with someone actually good looking" LOL.


those fuckin tramps were fuckin attention whores. theyd only start sucking eachothers tits an going at it once we'd look over from our booth. fuckin skanks. I wanted to drop kick them....and then secretly sneak my tongue in their ass

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy lol one of the fat bitches came up to my gf and was like "hey u ever made out with a girl before" my gf was like "no and if i thought of it it be with someone actually good looking" LOL. those fuckin tramps were fuckin attention whores. theyd only start sucking eachothers tits an going at it once we'd look over from our booth. fuckin skanks. I wanted to drop kick them....and then secretly sneak my tongue in their ass

haha you edited before i could say "DROP KICK THEM WITH YOUR PENIS"

speaking of dj whores.. and neckiness and sucky sucky... these 2 were literally humping each other, frenchin, feeling each other up to the point that it was disturbing to watch and mv wasnt too happy about it either. they got the boot off stage. lol

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well the girls at the place we were had one girl pinned against the wall spread eagled suckin on a exposed tit. no underwear showing crotch. it was basically a porno going on but it was all for show to get guys attention. they made their way into our booth and started fuckin around on our couches. my boy tried to break it up or say something and one girl pushed him so we kicked themout ofour booth with fuck u's and get the fuck out's

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy well the girls at the place we were had one girl pinned against the wall spread eagled suckin on a exposed tit. no underwear showing crotch. it was basically a porno going on but it was all for show to get guys attention. they made their way into our booth and started fuckin around on our couches. my boy tried to break it up or say something and one girl pushed him so we kicked themout ofour booth with fuck u's and get the fuck out's

You guys should have just laid down some of these:

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Originally posted by jennypie You guys should have just laid down some of these:

Finally, I'll never run outta tissues!

I bet Eric's bed sheets are made of cum towels.

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Originally posted by jennypie I bet Eric's bed sheets are made of cum towels.

I bet thats what your old roommates bed sheets were made of, and he never washed them!

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Originally posted by jennypie I bet Eric's bed sheets are made of cum towels.

i think u got my bedsheets mixed up with ur mommas face

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i think u got my bedsheets mixed up with ur mommas face

LOL fuck.

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Originally posted by Rodrico I think for men its a sex countdown...pretty much if we dont have sex over a few weeks, we become more and more discombobulated to the point of complete irrationality. This is reason for the "sloppy-drunk-fuckin the ugly old cougar at the bar" rationale, and the pay for cheap vietnemese hooker with possible STD syndrome.

An ABSOLUTE TRUTH. (im surprised it's not globally accepted)

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