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Originally posted by PressPLay My superficial criteria for girls: 1. Face 2. Legs 3. Ass 4. Ass 5. Ass 6-13. Ass ... 2312-2746. Ass 2747-2749. Stomach 2749-3900. Tits ...... 13,481,211. Personality

Fixed.

Oh and seriously and on topic, women like a nice ass. Biceps and a 6-pack aren't really that important, except for the confidence they seem to give to most guys. I know, I'm a guy, but listen - the occasional squeeze and/or slap isn't just for the men. If you have no ass, they can't really squeeze it, and if you have a tubby ass then, well, you have a tubby ass. Even if you've got a beer gut, if the ass is a good shape then you're in the clear.

You don't have to take my word for it, but if you don't believe me, then you obviously haven't had much hand-to-ass combat experience.

And of course a 10-megaton moisture missile doesn't hurt either.

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Plus, you don't grab onto a six pack when you're about to cum, you grab onto the ASS.

but if your ass is too nice, some of them may wanna play proctologist.

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

oh yes

the ass is pretty handy too

I love giving his bum a nice smack here and there, especially in public

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an ugly looking girl will always get more action than an ugly looking guy. Guys will bang anything for the most part, while women tend to be a bit more picky and have the luxury of being selective since they're (for the most part) the prey and not the hunter.

No matter if it's a man or a woman, attraction plays a major factor as to whether or not you will even consider doing anything with that person. Everything else comes 2nd.

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Originally posted by Stilez an ugly looking girl will always get more action than an ugly looking guy. Guys will bang anything for the most part, while women tend to be a bit more picky and have the luxury of being selective since they're (for the most part) the prey and not the hunter.

That's true. Ugly girls only can't get laid if they resist being easy.

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Originally posted by jennypie I don't like jacked bodies to begin with, so no. Huge turnoff for me, in fact. I should also add, it doesn't matter how good someone looks...if their personality sucks, all I see is an ugmo.

said the horseface

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Originally posted by phlog said the horseface

LOL

Last edited by Silky Johnson on Oct-19-2007 at 06:34

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Originally posted by jennypie LOL

ur such a tease

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Originally posted by Stilez an ugly looking girl will always get more action than an ugly looking guy.

There will always be a guy hornier than you are ugly.

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