I always hated taking a shit at hockey practice. Skating lines fucking sucks when you gotta go. Not to mention the crappers were all pretty shitty (pun intended), and getting all that damn equipment off was always harder when you really gotta go.
Dec-20-2007 00:31
Dj O'Callaghan
The UKTA Triggerman
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Northampton UK
Not involving me having a shit however...
In the summer, I was an usher at one of my mates wedding. A big grand party plush surroundings it cost my friend a lot, it's a nice day bar the rain. I started off drinking from the early hours right through the day and to polish it all off I had a gram of Columbia's finest.
It ended up really bad.... Our taxi arrived but we were missing two people, I went to find them. Taking a shortcut through a nearby building site I slip outside a portolio. Not finding the missing couple I get back into the cab and the foul stench of shite starts lingering around the taxi. The worse deal is the taxi driver must easily be 6'5 odd tall and looks like some skinhead nutter who belongs in the Aryan Brotherhood.
The people with the misfortune of sharing the cab with me were nearly throwing up outside the window. Luckily the cab stops off near my house, the taxi driver shouts at the top of his lungs 'Who's fucking shit in my taxi!' As my friends try to calm him down, I bail out and do a Carl Lewis up the road, the driver follows but I'm too quick.
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Dec-20-2007 01:37
MR STROKE
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: sacramento, USA
When I was 11 years old I attended my first "all night skate" at the local Rollerking. I couldn't stake and I was to nervous to go into the bathroom with my skates on so I tried to hold in a shit for hours. Being the ugly kid I am I couldn't get anyone to couple skate with me so I sat down next to the bathroom when everyone else was out couple skating to take my skates off only to be pushed from behind from a bunch of girls calling me a loser, thus causing me to shit myself. Mom wasn't picking me up unitl the morning so I ended up having to hang out all night by myself with smelly shit stained pants.
Dec-20-2007 02:48
woscar
Starstuff
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
Probably running high school track. We had a pretty strict coach who sometimes wouldn't let us drink water. So asking to use the bathroom was a no no. I ended up shitting my pants for the team (in secret). Luckily I had a change of clothes...
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Apr-30-2008 00:22
jpisani
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: asdf
Strip clubs around here dont have stall doors (i guess they dont want you jackin it in the bathroom?), i'd imagine having to shit there would be awkward, since the stalls face the door.
Originally posted by Krypton
Probably running high school track. We had a pretty strict coach who sometimes wouldn't let us drink water. So asking to use the bathroom was a no no. I ended up shitting my pants for the team (in secret). Luckily I had a change of clothes...
I used to play basketball in highschool....
I used to love basketball until it got way too serious. Made me want to quit the team but i didnt becuase of my teammates. Sports should be fun or shouldnt be played at all i think.
Apr-30-2008 01:00
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
