I find the most racist people in this country are the more ethnic ones.

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Corey Delaney going on national tour as party promoter, DJ Article from: The Advertiser KARA LAWRENCE January 23, 2008 BEING a bad boy has paid off for 16-year-old Corey Delaney, who is about to embark on a lucrative national tour as a party promoter and DJ. Corey decked himself out in designer clothes during a visit to Ed Hardy clothing - where he replaced his ever-present yellow sunglasses with a new $400 pair. The Melbourne teen, who had left school and was a trainee carpenter, is now taking DJ lessons from a top Australian DJ in preparation for his new gig. His notoriety has grown since he held a massive wild party at his Melbourne home while his parents were away, racking up a $20,000 damage bill. Promotor Max Markson confirmed an unnamed Sydney dance party organiser had approached him, requesting he lure Corey to promote a national party tour. "He (Corey) is going to do a national tour of parties. It's better than being a carpenter!" Mr Markson said. Mr Markson said the tour would be held within the next two months and would encompass Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane before rolling on to Adelaide and Perth. He said Luna Park had not yet been secured as the site of the Sydney party. He said Corey was kitted out by Ed Hardy fashions - a brand worn by famous pop and rap stars - yesterday and now had a new $400 pair of glasses to replace his yellow ones, which he has adamantly refused to be photographed or filmed without. Mr Markson said Corey was making the most of his current popularity with other teenagers and while refusing to say how much Corey would earn, said the fee would was a large amount for a teenager. "He's aware this 15 minutes of fame may only last 10 minutes," Mr Markson said.

oh man it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous

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Originally posted by Dr P I find the most racist people in this country are the more ethnic ones.

I think it's about even to be honest. What shits me though(as you may have read in one of my earlier posts) is when families flood in from their war torn countries, choosing Australia over any other Nation and still manage to bag the hell out of us and everything they have come over here for. They have come over here for a better life, they become citizens as soon as our government let's them but somehow still manage to tell us how shite our country is. Everyone is welcome here but jeez if you don't want to be here then don't.

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SYdNEY MORNING HERALD: How do you tell if you are a true aussie TODAY you'll probably want to party, celebrating all the things that make us unique. But how do you tell if you are a true Aussie? Here are my 43 top ways to tell if you're a local. You know you're Australian if … 1. You know the meaning of the word "girt". 2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn. 3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin. 4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse. 5. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden. 6. You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school. 7. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom. 8. You understand that the phrase "a group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds. 9. You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin". 10. You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff". 11. You believe the "l" in the word "Australia" is optional. 12. You can translate: "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas." 13. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep. 14. You call your best friend "a total bastard" but someone you really, truly despise is just "a bit of a bastard". 15. You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place. 16. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife. 17. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin. 18. You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy". 19. You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread. 20. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis. 21. Hamburger. Beetroot. Of course. 22. You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again. 23. You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year. 24. You still don't get why the "Labor" in "Australian Labor Party" is not spelt with a "u". 25. You wear ugh boots outside the house. 26. You believe, as an article of faith, that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance. 27. You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them. 28. Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language. 29. You understand that "excuse me" can sound rude, while "scuse me" is always polite. 30. You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose. 31. You understand that "you" has a plural and that it's "youse". 32. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle. 33. Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket. 34. You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call "Anzac cookies". 35. You still think of Kylie as "that girl off Neighbours". 36. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit. 37. You believe the phrase "smart casual" refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered. 38. You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction. 39. When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer. 40. You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second. 41. You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government's new test for migrants. 42. You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says "cobber". 43. And you will immediately forward this list to other Australians, here and overseas, realising that only they will understand. Happy Australia Day.

44. You watch A Current Affair and Big Brother on a regular basis

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Originally posted by Deeman Anyone know a sniper?

What do you need?

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Originally posted by Fledz What do you need?

A red dot plced on Corey's head from an elevated position. Tell your man to use he book depository building. Have another behind the fence on the grassy knoll. Take him out at first opportunity! Make sure you accomodate for media personnel as I'm sending in our guy Abraham Zapruder. I want him comfortable and in prime position to film Corey's head explode!

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LMAO, that's great

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Party boy to go global Article from: NEWS.com.au January 27, 2008 08:20am TEENAGE party pest Corey Delaney plans an international tour this year in his quest for stardom. Delaney, who made worldwide headlines when he threw a wild party at his parents' outer-suburban home while they were on a holiday, will tour Britain in July or August. And next month the "brat from the 'burbs" will warm up for the British tour by taking "Corey's Party Tour" to Melbourne, Brisbane and Sydney. Celebrity agent Max Markson said he was also talking to US party organisers and clothing labels about a possible tour there. "He's probably the world's No.1 party boy right now," Mr Markson said. "Kids think he's a legend. "He is the modern hero of the modern generation and the teen market and he is going to be huge in the next year so we need to get him out to the world." Mr Markson, who will take 20 per cent of any profits, said Delaney would tour London and English holiday towns such as Brighton, Torquay and Blackpool as a party promoter and DJ. Delaney is scheduled to host a private party for about 100 people in Melbourne tonight. Then he'll throw one in Sydney on February 23 and in Brisbane on March 8. The Melbourne leg of his party tour is scheduled for March 21 - his 17th birthday. Delaney could not be contacted yesterday. But his MySpace page said he was "ready to party" and posted his mood as "flirty". And next to an online advertisement for his party tour, he wrote, "The glasses are not coming off". Delaney also has become an internet star - his face appears in dozens of images and jokes. Asked if she was worried about the success of the tour, his mother Jo said, "I don't have anything to say about it at this stage". Mr Markson said his client would start training this week to be a DJ. "He's said to me if it doesn't work out he will go out and get a job," Mr Markson said. "Any parent would love to have him as a son."

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