here we go, a typical example, although this was one of the extremes. hot bitch with some obese american looking mcdonalds fanboy. i dont know, but they were definitely together.

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Originally posted by kamil here we go, a typical example, although this was one of the extremes. hot bitch with some obese american looking mcdonalds fanboy. i dont know, but they were definitely together.

So many things wrong with this picture.

ok man, heres what you need to do. take this to your counsellor and see what he says.

1. sort out your money. study part time if you have to, because you obviously can't handle it.
2. get a hair cut at a trendy place.
3. buy new clothes at a trendy place (one pair shoes, jeans and shirt will do). expensive doesn't mean it is good, remember that. i have a dolce t-shirt that looks like it was from k-mart... but i like it because it has batman on it.

by now, you will have gone up at least 2 points out of 10. you will also feel better about yourself, because humans are, essentially, materialistic shitbags.

4. get a gym membership and start going 3 days a week minimum.
5. go on myspace and chat up bitches. start on the uggers first and work your way up. be arrogant and manly, it works.
6. start drinking socially. you don't drink? wtf? no man gets poon without getting drunk first. didn't they teach you this in sex-ed?! it's the first thing you do before putting the condom on...
7. arrange to meet up with myspace girl at a club. you suck at socialising obviously, so it is best you just stfu and say as little as possible. don't try to be clever and smart, because you will fail. also, your efforts at talking will fail due to excessive volume. just "be fun" - take her hand and twirl her around for no reason etc.
8. get her drunk. get yourself drunk. don't get blind drunk though, just enough that you dont have any anxiety and have an excuse if things go badly. "ohhhhh... im so sorry, im so drunk".
9. start dancing. when people dance at clubs, they don't do the robot or macareena, they grind their pelvises together - dick to ass. try not to get a boner. wear jocks instead of boxers, because they will help to push it down if you do.
10. make out with her.

don't try to bone her on the first night. you wont succeed. instead, repeat the above as many times as necessary, until it is safe. also, you should always be the one taking control. don't expect a girl to kiss you or ask you to get your wee wee out for her. also, never ask to do something, you're supposed to time it so that you don't need to ask. asking is just going to fuck up the moment and she will say no.

"can i have sexor with you?"
"yes, i would like that."
"what position would you like?"
"well, i find doggy style works best for men with small penises."
"ok, let's do that then."
"cool! i'm so excited!"

...it will never happen.

never go on dates. dates are for idiots and people that have already boned. they are awkward, cost money, usually not that much fun and you are stuck with that person for at least another hour or two if it goes to shit. drunk meetings at clubs are where it is at. don't try to pickup AT clubs though, it's too hard. pickup chicks at house parties, school, etc. THEN take them to the club.

???

profit!

make sure you report back.
remember: if you don't take the risk, you don't get the reward. it is better to get denied than to get nothing at all. at least from a denial you know exactly what to NEVER DO AGAIN.

every rejection gets you one step close to success.

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Originally posted by floyd741 i think echosystm is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns robby rox and doesn't afraid of anything.

Last edited by echosystm on Jan-21-2008 at 06:50

isn't that mellymel

who?

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Originally posted by BTG isn't that mellymel

i can't recognize her with her bike

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Originally posted by echosystm ok man, heres what you need to do. take this to your counsellor and see what he says. 1. sort out your money. study part time if you have to, because you obviously can't handle it. 2. get a hair cut at a trendy place. 3. buy new clothes at a trendy place (one pair shoes, jeans and shirt will do). expensive doesn't mean it is good, remember that. i have a dolce t-shirt that looks like it was from k-mart... but i like it because it has batman on it. by now, you will have gone up at least 2 points out of 10. you will also feel better about yourself, because humans are, essentially, materialistic shitbags. 4. get a gym membership and start going 3 days a week minimum. 5. go on myspace and chat up bitches. start on the uggers first and work your way up. be arrogant and manly, it works. 6. start drinking socially. you don't drink? wtf? no man gets poon without getting drunk first. didn't they teach you this in sex-ed?! it's the first thing you do before putting the condom on... 7. arrange to meet up with myspace girl at a club. you suck at socialising obviously, so it is best you just stfu and say as little as possible. don't try to be clever and smart, because you will fail. also, your efforts at talking will fail due to excessive volume. just "be fun" - take her hand and twirl her around for no reason etc. 8. get her drunk. get yourself drunk. don't get blind drunk though, just enough that you dont have any anxiety and have an excuse if things go badly. "ohhhhh... im so sorry, im so drunk". 9. start dancing. when people dance at clubs, they don't do the robot or macareena, they grind their pelvises together - dick to ass. try not to get a boner. wear jocks instead of boxers, because they will help to push it down if you do. 10. make out with her. don't try to bone her on the first night. you wont succeed. instead, repeat the above as many times as necessary, until it is safe. also, you should always be the one taking control. don't expect a girl to kiss you or ask you to get your wee wee out for her. also, never ask to do something, you're supposed to time it so that you don't need to ask. asking is just going to fuck up the moment and she will say no. "can i have sexor with you?" "yes, i would like that." "what position would you like?" "well, i find doggy style works best for men with small penises." "ok, let's do that then." "cool! i'm so excited!" ...it will never happen. never go on dates. dates are for idiots and people that have already boned. they are awkward, cost money, usually not that much fun and you are stuck with that person for at least another hour or two if it goes to shit. drunk meetings at clubs are where it is at. don't try to pickup AT clubs though, it's too hard. pickup chicks at house parties, school, etc. THEN take them to the club. ??? profit! make sure you report back. remember: if you don't take the risk, you don't get the reward. it is better to get denied than to get nothing at all. at least from a denial you know exactly what to NEVER DO AGAIN.

w3rd

oh and read: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=455489&forumid=16&s=

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Originally posted by BTG isn't that mellymel

haha exactly what i was thinking

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Originally posted by ali92 My schedule is not busy at all right now so where are you getting that from?

If your schedule isn't busy, why don't you get a job?

Seriously, I have never understood people like you.

I have been in some pretty shitty situations, and some pretty tight binds, but I could never get myself to a point of complete hopelessness.

1. Go get a part time job and get your shit in order. No wonder you don't have a social life... people don't want to hang out with a whiny, poor ass, lazy person.

2. Clean yourself up. Get a stylish hair cut, and some nice clothes. Practice good hygiene, and wear some cologne.

3. Get a gym membership. Not only will this make you good with the ladies, it will boost your self-confidence, and it will make you feel better overall. Not to mention, working out helps with seratonin levels, which will help you out with mild depression.

4. Quit being unrealistic. A quality woman isn't going to be found at a "single woman store". You don't want to be doing something "futile", then quit staying at home and wanking to pictures online, and get the hell out and meet some people. Go places where people flock to (like clubs and bars), or maybe join some teams or groups at school. You aren't going to find a chick when you're all huddled up in your room.

5. Stop feeling bad for yourself and take control of your life. You're the only one who can make it better, and right now, you are making yourself feel like shit. Do something about it, and don't pity yourself because you're a dumbass. Nobody likes to hear someone whine about how tough life is when they are the sole reason their life is tough.

6. Be positive. Mind over matter. Seriously! You would be surprised at how much your life and mindset will change if you simply force yourself to think about things in a more positive way. Not to mention, people want to be around others who are happy and positive, and will go out of their way to avoid people who are negative.

7. Don't underestimate yourself. Sure, it's all easier said than done, but if you actually try, you can do it. Many others have, why can't you? Taking the risk, and putting up with a little hard work is worth the great benefits in the end. Don't give up before you even start.

8. Stop being such a total creep ass, and stop taking photos of unsuspecting chicks. That is weird, abnormal, creepy and wrong. Stop it.

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Originally posted by kamil here we go, a typical example, although this was one of the extremes. hot bitch with some obese american looking mcdonalds fanboy. i dont know, but they were definitely together.

Fuck this, I'm moving to Poland.

Compounding on the above advice, do drugs. If you have enough pills/coke/speed/whatever to share it around a little, chicks will be snorting lines off your dick in club carparks in no time. Being high as a kite also does wonders for your confidence levels.

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Originally posted by Taranis Fuck this, I'm moving to Poland.

Getting laid in poland is relatively easy. Flash your passport in public.

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