The most common symptoms of mono are a high fever, a severe sore throat, swollen glands and tonsils, and weakness and fatigue. Symptoms usually start 4 to 6 weeks after you are exposed to the virus.
Mono can cause the spleen to swell. Severe pain in the upper left part of your belly may mean that your spleen has burst. This is an emergency.
In rare cases, the penis retracts into the body and testicles secrete a purple, acid-like substance requiring surgical removal
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Mar-20-2008 18:39
barbina
ohme, ohmy
Registered: May 2007
Location: North Carolina
Re: shit
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
so, i've been sick since about saturday...doctor thought it was strep. got the penicilin shot on tuesday. didn't feel better. went back this morning. got bloodwork done. got a phone call just now.
I HAVE FUCKING MONO
FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
i'm sure plenty of you whores out there have had it....so how the fuck am i supposed to protect my spleen?
eewwwww good thing i dont live near youu
im a whore and ive never had mono
feel better though <3
Originally posted by barbina
eewwwww good thing i dont live near youu
im a whore and ive never had mono
feel better though <3
That's only because girls brush their teeth, and no I'm not talking about you. I know it 'cuz I've never kissed another man like tubular has, only fags and straight girls have mono....everyone knows that.
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: 1000 Miles too far North
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
(the ones that can be found in random drug tests the AF likes to do )
fuck random drug tests. that shit right there eliminated any possibility of me joining the military
Mar-20-2008 19:16
Palladium
I want you to feel pain
Registered: May 2005
Location: At the Terrace, wineing
Re: shit
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
so, i've been sick since about saturday...doctor thought it was strep. got the penicilin shot on tuesday. didn't feel better. went back this morning. got bloodwork done. got a phone call just now.
I HAVE FUCKING MONO
FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
i'm sure plenty of you whores out there have had it....so how the fuck am i supposed to protect my spleen?
MONO? is that a new way to call aids?
edit: you're fucked
Last edited by Palladium on Mar-20-2008 at 21:43
Mar-20-2008 21:36
silene
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2008
Location: Location:
I might have it too...
I shouldn't have kissed that guy for free pills.
Mar-21-2008 02:34
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
Re: Re: Re: shit
quote:
Originally posted by wotyzoid
only fags and straight girls have mono....everyone knows that.
let me guess, you probably think the same thing about aids too.
in any case, i just slept for 7 hours. woke up, had two pieces of pizza, and now, i'm kinda sleepy again! FUCK ! lol this sucks
Mar-21-2008 02:47
Lucas-K
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: Portland Fucking Oregon
quote:
Originally posted by silene
I might have it too...
I shouldn't have kissed that guy for free pills.
Lol you drug whore.
Mar-21-2008 02:47
iammesol
Burnt out and grown up
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Atlanta, USA
Re: Re: Re: Re: shit
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
let me guess, you probably think the same thing about aids too.
in any case, i just slept for 7 hours. woke up, had two pieces of pizza, and now, i'm kinda sleepy again! FUCK ! lol this sucks
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