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Originally posted by montana ye, on his last gig playing conventionally, sasha threw the last record he ever played into the crowd and then it hit some poor unsuspecting girl in the face.

Oy, yes, I remember that story. Did not know it was his last conventional gig. I remember him saying that the CD player was skipping like crazy, so eventually he couldn't take it anymore and hurled the CD which hit a girl on the forehead and she had to get stitches. Hopefully, he won't do that tomorrow
However, this is not really internet drama, which was the original point of this thread, but maybe it should be expanded.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel yeah. having so many friends that are djs i try really hard to only "bother" them when doing ancillary things. its not me to bother the fuck out of the dj when they are busy doing their thing. i was polite and waited till the end when he wasnt doing ANYTHING. i find that pretty considerate. the fact that he still looked at me, and then walked off showed how much of an asshole he was.

Heh. Fame

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Originally posted by whiskers Heh. Fame

LOL yeah seriously. sad too.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by montana Slacker - Your Face (In The Crowd),

Ch00n.

Reading that Schulz thread, it's kind of funny seeing so many people willing to side with Markus. Can't help but wonder what a similar post from him would yield from TA these days.

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I've only made it to page 3 of that thread and I can barely contain my laughter...I WILL spend the next few minutes reading the rest...

....and If shit like that keeps up, I will definitely die laughing to death @ the TA forums.

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Originally posted by zen_zo OMG since when did countless decades of tradition started influencing music?

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Originally posted by Col Ahh yes, "Lord Of Bass"! Being who I am, I found the prospect of hearing a track so full of bass that the hihats are no longer audible utterly arousing, and hence jumped at the chance to download this heavily hyped single, "DANCE..UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD!!" The use of upper case letters and the suffix of two exclamation marks had me, quite literally, salivating with anticipation. The image of "Lord Of Bass" present on the site also caught my glance, and I decided that should there be anyone in the world worthy of carrying such a graceful title, it would be a man with that kind of bold figure and noble facial complexion. However, I was painfully disappointed at this production. The first thing to jump out at you in this track is the simple breakbeat, consisting of a heavily distorted kick drum and a fairly standard snare. This unbelievably retarded combination of elements reminded me of sitting on the lavatory after a night of drinking. My disgust soon turned to absolute hysteria upon hearing the clichéd pitched-down "hardstyle" voice chanting for me to "dance, dance" until I "drop dead". I'm not entirely sure why the word "dance" was repeated, but this may have been some kind of rhythmic device, similar to those used in homosexual nightclubs from the early 90s. Lyrically, this track intrigued me. Could such a blistering complexion of sounds really cause me to "drop dead"? And if so, why exactly would I want to end my life at such a peak of euphoria? The dreary 6 remaining minutes of this piece answered both questions. As the gated sawtooth melody tore its way into the foreground, I began to call my own existence into question. Why am I here? Why am I listening to a host of such ridiculously penetrative noises? Why did I even bother to download an mp3 from someone with the name of "Lord Of Bass"? As feelings of remorse and even depression began to sweep my insides, I began searching for the nearest sharp instrument. However, around the 8:10 mark, this track starts to improve dramatically. All the sounds fade to silence, and the listener is presented with 12 blank seconds, presumably which the producer forgot to remove at the end of his piece. This felt almost like making love to a beautiful woman after being whipped with spiked ropes for 8 minutes, and I quickly found myself experiencing a natural high. To conclude, I would certainly not recommend this production to everyone. In fact, I would not recommend it to anyone. I would actually be very wary of this critically-acclaimed "Lord Of Bass" and his Amiga 500 music.

That has got to be the best post ever!

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Originally posted by zen_zo OMG since when did countless decades of tradition started influencing music?

The Dave Piazza thing was hilarious when it happened. You should check it out for a trip down TA memory lane. The DJ Luxor thread is amazing as well.

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Originally posted by Psiweaver The Dave Piazza thing was hilarious when it happened. You should check it out for a trip down TA memory lane. The DJ Luxor thread is amazing as well.

Link to the Piazza thread, please?

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Originally posted by zen_zo OMG since when did countless decades of tradition started influencing music?

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Originally posted by bigjimslade002 i remember the dresden incident being that he read a review by an nyta girl in which she slammed him and he thought he was a friend of hers or something and confronted her about it through chat.in which she then turned around and posted the chat log for everyone to read.i think thats how it went down its been awhile. Hands down the best(worst depending on who you ask) flame post with a producer i ever saw here was early on in TA in which Airbase posted a thread attacking the site and Swamper for putting one of his songs up for download(a common practice at that time). Swamper stated that he misunderstood a conversation he had with him and would remove it immediately but other TA's took it upon themselves to defend the site and Swamper and a huge flame war erupted against Airbase eventually driving him off the site for a while,but even when he came back the damage was done in a lot of TA's eyes. To this day a lot of TA's i know who dont like Airbase point out that thread as one of the reasons they dont like him, and i remember one TA took it upon himself to post negative comments and reviews against Airbase in every thread he started or was mentioned in,sometimes going head to head against Airbase himself in many threads,in which surprisingly the TA came out looking the better. There were a lot of flame threads about it afterwards which im sure with some searching they can be located.

I honestly have no recollection of this what so ever... Are you sure you mean Airbase and not Airwave or something else Air-y?

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Originally posted by Psiweaver The Dave Piazza thing was hilarious when it happened. You should check it out for a trip down TA memory lane. The DJ Luxor thread is amazing as well.

I posted the "Message from Dave Piazza Thread" Unless you are talking about something different

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL I am convinced that Markus thread in MD was deleted. Dammit! I tried searching everything. JK! Found Markus Thread & just because all the threads I found happen to start with "A message from [insert name here] This is Dave Piazza's thread

Airbase- It's been a few years so I assume it was Airwave.

Ppl who post "stories" should look for the threads!

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I want to marry you for posting this.

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