the average length of intercourse is 4 minutes? Wow, men fucking suck.

I do not include myself in that statement.

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Originally posted by Dj Smitty20 the average length of intercourse is 4 minutes? Wow, men fucking suck.

If they're gay...then yes.

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Originally posted by exstasie If they're gay...then yes.

what does being gay have to do with it? just curious.

I haven't blown it in less than 5 minutes since I was 16. Especially with the necessary use of condoms which dull the crap out of it. Anyway....

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Originally posted by jennypie Just pull your dick out and point at all like "Eh? EH??"

One of my buddies tried that one... he spent the night in the drunk tank.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

The number one pick up line in the United States is

"Wanna Fuck"

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew that IS very cute, I think it would work on me

Haha, it worked too! I was also wearing my apron..and this was outside of work

- Cribby

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Originally posted by Dj Smitty20 what does being gay have to do with it? just curious. I haven't blown it in less than 5 minutes since I was 16. Especially with the necessary use of condoms which dull the crap out of it. Anyway....

It was a joke in reference to 'men fucking suck'...


I don't know about you..but 'most' straight men don't suck haha...

I dated this guy that I met at a club in Burlington and he never let me live down the "line" I used on him the first time we saw eachother.

I don't remember this and I sometimes think he made it up lol

Apparently I was dancing alone then walked up to him, trashed as fuck, looking all sad and said:
"I lost my friends... will you be my friend?"

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox "I lost my friends... will you be my friend?"

LoL

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Originally posted by Ania_xox "I lost my friends... will you be my friend?"

There's another one like that its more like:-

" I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight? " (puppy face)