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| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Well, even though that pic is THREE years old, you look like a gay guy without gay face. In other words if I saw you at a club I would assume you are gay but wouldn't think you are fem. I guess it's cuz you have a small physique and look "cute." Plus you have an unobtrusive face, where as most guys your ethnicity try to butch it up by wearing dumb clothes and making retarded facial expressions.
Get used to it if gay guys hit on you. USE THEM. Say "hey I'm NOT gay where's your token fag hag?" Most gay guys have REALLY HOT fag hags, though watch out some fag hags are ugly. |
oh, I would ssooooooooooooo play the gay dude routine with a hottie. Tell her I always wanted to do it with a chick, see how it feels. Now, the dangerous side of this situation she may ask you to return the favor - e.g. brutalize your bumhole with a strap-on. In this case, call Psy-T to be your stand-in stunt colon.
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