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Originally posted by bas Too girly?

That and somethin else

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Originally posted by lücid this doesn't make any sense. if you stand up to wipe, are you bending over? i mean the act of standing up puts your butt cheeks in a closer/tighter position than they would be if you were sitting down. doesn't this counteract the process of wiping? wouldn't you just be squeezing the poo scraps between your cheeks? you guys are fucking weird.

My eyes are watering. But yes, my exact sentiments. All you standers to wipe must smell faintly like shit. And then get the brown all over your hands, too.

Damn, Texas needs bidets.

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Originally posted by Slylee hahahah how do things "get out of hand" on the toilet exactly? this made me lol

i dunno, i was expecting the reader to insert a memory of a time that things didn't go to plan

like, if you had a massive fart to share but did a shart instead and had to call FEMA to help you clean up the natural disaster?

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Originally posted by Ted Promo semen.

Also, there's nothing quite like a one-wipe-shit. The worst ones are when you seem to be wiping for ages...eventually it feels like you're running sandpaper across your dinner dumper.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN like, if you had a massive fart to share but did a shart instead and had to call FEMA to help you clean up the natural disaster?

Jesus christ , a shart...never heard that one before. I nearly choked on my toblerone you skippy cunt

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN i dunno, i was expecting the reader to insert a memory of a time that things didn't go to plan like, if you had a massive fart to share but did a shart instead and had to call FEMA to help you clean up the natural disaster?

Nice man, I'll be adding "shart" to my vocab from now on, I always called it following through, but this is much better

I'm never on the toilet seat when I'm wiping my arse, but never completely standing up either, kinda in between. The bigger the target area, the easier it is to get the ****** in one swift motion, quick like a cat.

That's my philosophy on arse-etiquette anyway.

Apparently in some cultures, they wipe their arse with their hand, is that true?

haha, just doing my bit for colonial relations gentlemen!

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Originally posted by smakmagik plus How primitive yet manly am I

Ah so it's you guys that do it!

Do you shake hands with the other one, or the same? Or does it depend how much you hate the person you're shaking hands with?

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Originally posted by pierre_escargot Ah so it's you guys that do it! Do you shake hands with the other one, or the same? Or does it depend how much you hate the person you're shaking hands with?

Sometimes, less is more.