Originally posted by AustralianGQ
im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you
Nov-18-2008 23:40
ChemEnhanced
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Milton, ON Canada
I hope you enjoyed the day you came out of your mom's vag.
Always remember that one time you were the strongest sperm.
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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.
Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48
Nov-19-2008 03:58
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
Happy birthday you terrible scrag
Nov-19-2008 07:53
Dr. DAS
Gain Control
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Raccoon City
Happy birthday, retard.
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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.
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Nov-19-2008 15:32
Vlad
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: San Siro [NYTA #3]
happy butthax-day.
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Originally posted by Coup
Vlad wins.
Flawless victory.
Nov-19-2008 16:35
PressPLay
Connoisseur of Beauty
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Round & round
I'm a day late, but happy b-day Lance Bass!
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Nov-19-2008 16:47
bananas
baby i got your money
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
hb :]
Nov-19-2008 17:09
XaNaX
I <3 global warming
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: 1000 Miles too far North
quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
happy butthax-day
i think it would have been vaginah4x day but yeah, happy birthday!
Nov-19-2008 19:05
Swamper
Webmonstah
Registered: Jan 2000
Location: Toronto, Canada
haha
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