Originally posted by Slylee
doesn't like to eat vagina
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese?
Jan-04-2009 20:59
Taranis
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Adelaide, Australia
quote:
Originally posted by NeoPhono
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese?
"I take back what I said, your ex boyfriend clearly wasn't a douche."
Jan-04-2009 21:00
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by NeoPhono
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese?
if you're with someone that has a mutual feeling towards you; then you won't have to worry about it.
trust me, if they can stand you farting in bed, then they'll understand about the other way around too.
Jan-04-2009 21:01
Polyfrost
tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Hamburg
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
doesn't like to eat vagina
I eat your smelly cheese vagina with crackers and wine
Jan-04-2009 21:02
nefardec
Tranceaddict in tranning
Registered: Oct 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by NeoPhono
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese?
dont say anything, just use coconut oil as lube
Jan-04-2009 21:02
Nrg2Nfinit
ItaloDiscoAddict
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa
quote:
Originally posted by yankeeBaby
I was clearly exaggerating, you skinny-dick fuck.
for sure my dick is skinny compared to your coke can eating vagina machine
does it take toonies?
Jan-04-2009 21:08
Polyfrost
tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Hamburg
what's so big about a coke can anyways...
Jan-04-2009 21:10
Nrg2Nfinit
ItaloDiscoAddict
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa
quote:
Originally posted by NeoPhono
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese?
Refer her to the hot chicks with douchebags page
maybe she'll get it
Jan-04-2009 21:10
NeoPhono
Übermensch
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: In Orbit
quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
Refer her to the hot chicks with douchebags page
maybe she'll get it
That, my good sir, is not helpful advice.
Jan-04-2009 21:11
Sykonee
Supreme EMCritic
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by yankeeBaby
was able to cry at movies,
Do sports movies count?
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Jan-04-2009 21:16
boris_the_bear
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Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Lower Chernobylstan
