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Originally posted by S Nate Faulkner Lessee if I can remember all the things GWAR has sprayed on me over the years... Orange Juice from OJ Simpson's eyes, and blood Hitler's Cum and blood Jaegermeister when they tore off the Jeagermonsta's head and blood Slymenstra Hymen's menstral flow Got soaked in the face by the grey alien sperm smuggler's cum cannon blood and brain bits from same grey alien sperm smuggler when Sleazy P Martini blew its head off with a 12 guage Father Bohab's blood and cum at the same time got smacked in the face by Slymenstra and Oderus' aborted alien hybridized love child's placenta hit a few times by the crapapult back in it's day Penguin blood The T-Rex Gor-Gor's blood Hippie blood Maryln Has-been's/art fag's blood Cardinal Sin's blood, double barrel right in the face at point blank range I might add Bile from the Biledriver Of course Oderus' blood Cumshot from the cuttlefish of Cthulu Nazi Skinhead blood Jacque Cousteau's blood Mr. Dr. Prof. Skinhed Face's blood Techno AND Bozo -Destructo's blood Steve Wilko's Blood Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, Steve McCain, and Barack Obama's blood Turds from the inderdimensional portal potty Scroda Moon's vomit and blood ...and that's just off the top of my head from what I can remember from so many drunken nights (12) at GWAR shows.

That is pretty fucking funny.

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