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Originally posted by Domesticated By the way Mystery, you are a grumpy bastard. Don't even try to deny it. Speaking of people who are close to you, when are you going to marry your girlfriend Sushi, you old cunt? The clock is ticking...

We actually broke up some time ago. Thanks for bringing it up, arsehole. Now it's really awkward.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk We actually broke up some time ago. Thanks for bringing it up, arsehole. Now it's really awkward.

Right, so that girl who ducked out to get the bottle of Sambuca yesterday was a blow up doll? Or your Mum, who I just love by the way!

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Originally posted by Domesticated Right, so that girl who ducked out to get the bottle of Sambuca yesterday was a blow up doll? Or your Mum, who I just love by the way!

Yeah man, everyone loves my mum. Such a friendly lady.

The sambuca chick my new girl, Raistlinetta. She's a good girl, and does what she's told.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Yeah man, everyone loves my mum. Such a friendly lady. The sambuca chick my new girl, Raistlinetta. She's a good girl, and does what she's told.

Raistlinetta is a quirky girl though. I mean, she puts out HEAPS, but says she wants to be a virgin when we get married. So we only do anal, and she insists it only be in the dark. I don't know what she's trying to hide. Probably just shy.

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When Mr. Mystery makes you laugh it's a good day.

goddammit. why is it every time sushi opens his mouth here he's putting something into my ass?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN goddammit. why is it every time sushi opens his mouth here he's putting something into my ass?

It's just comfortable now. Like an old pair of jeans, you know?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk It's just comfortable now. Like an old pair of jeans, you know?

if your jeans were as worn and torn as my ass you wouldn't wear them.

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It's true, pkc has an asshole like a Skippy jar. He can't even shelf anymore, it all just falls right out.

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