lol. THANK YOU

ops analysis at a major = operations analysis at a major airline. i dealt with flight/aircraft/maintenance performance analysis for 48,000-52,000 flights per month.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 Right, like they didn't brainwash him and pay him off big bucks to lie.

Hm, he never mentioned them serving Kool-Aid on the flight...

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Moongoose "Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we have just lost our second engine, the plane is about to stall and plow into the nearest mountain range in the next 120 or so seconds. Please proceed calmly and one by one your nearest emergency exit where a stewardess will provide you each with a parachute and properly instruct you on how to use it, while i remote detonate the shaped charges so that the emergency door will actually open and you can all jump to safety."

"Dear passengers,

You know that red button near the window we told you not to push? Well, the plane is about to crash into a mountain and we lost all hopes of making a safe landing. We're now going to push the aforementioned button, which is going to initiate the ejection procedure and remove the upper part of the aeroplane. Please fasten your seatbelts, make sure you're wearing your shoes and don't look up."

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Last edited by Lira on May-04-2011 at 18:02

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Originally posted by iclone wind shear?

more than likely a microburst

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Originally posted by Moongoose "Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we have just lost our second engine, the plane is about to stall and plow into the nearest mountain range in the next 120 or so seconds. Please proceed calmly and one by one your nearest emergency exit where a stewardess will provide you each with a parachute and properly instruct you on how to use it, while i remote detonate the shaped charges so that the emergency door will actually open and you can all jump to safety."

If they ever did put parachutes on a plane they would only offer it to first class passengers.

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Originally posted by tubularbills more than likely a microburst

that's what i was going for (it was just super late & i couldn't think lol). the same took down the delta L-1011 at DFW...

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Originally posted by iclone lol. THANK YOU ops analysis at a major = operations analysis at a major airline. i dealt with flight/aircraft/maintenance performance analysis for 48,000-52,000 flights per month.

Yah I figured that's what it was but didn't want to assume..

What airline??

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.

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Originally posted by iclone that's what i was going for (it was just super late & i couldn't think lol). the same took down the delta L-1011 at DFW...

A microburst at 32,000 ft?????

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.

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Originally posted by VDub Yah I figured that's what it was but didn't want to assume.. What airline??

AA

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Originally posted by VDub A microburst at 32,000 ft?????

i didn't see the 32,000 ft part in the post about the mauritus flight, but i didn't click through the link, either. i meant that a microburst is what caused the delta flight to crash into those DFW water towers on final.




dammit, my horoscope said to not talk to people today.

A great 9-page article...

LINK

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

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Originally posted by iclone i didn't see the 32,000 ft part in the post about the mauritus flight, but i didn't click through the link, either.