I like to talk on the phone while taking a dump but sometimes its kinda hard. I eat alot of cheese. Sometimes my shits are 4-5 inches in diameter that are solid. So I gotta make some noise to get them out.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles My choice lately has been this one: Math and logic while crapping.

OMG, I'm reading this one on the throne:



We're like... loo-mates!

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Originally posted by jonSun I like to talk on the phone while taking a dump but sometimes its kinda hard. Sometimes my shits are 4-5 inches in diameter that are solid. .

LMFAO.

So, I never do because I fucking HATE the echo....and because I just don't like people knowing when I drop a deuce. I dunno why.

I asked my new hire though if he does and he said yes. Here is what he told his cousin and his corresponding reply the other day while on the throne.

new hire:

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This duece I just dropped... "epidemic" is the only word I can fathom to ecompass the travesty... Epidemic... All dead.... All dead in shinoda village.

new hire's cousin:

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Dearest Matt, I have been waging war with an old foe. He has been summoned back to our plane of existence with teh help of chili cheese fireds. All I can say is that it was touch and go for a while there. But rest assured that I have sent him back to the deepest darkest place of Beelzabub's domain! Your Leader, Wes the Mess

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

LOL!

Feels good being the "normal" one for once.

All the time, I even take my laptop in there and video conference people in.

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Originally posted by Lira OMG, I'm reading this one on the throne: We're like... loo-mates!

I tend to read about destroy things as I destroy the toilet bowl...



Thats actually a really sorta shoddy book. If you do want a good idea of the amount of hubris in the US military's mind and its followers and touter's minds as well then read this.

It was written after the early success in the war in Afghanistan (infact the author tends to refer to it in the past tense, like it is over) and before the invasion of Iraq (or the real war drum had began to beat).

His critical analysis of Russian military strength is also laughable as his is still in a very early post-cold war attitude. With their oil money the Russian military is on the long march back to standing toe to toe with the US and NATO.

I've peed while talking on the phone before.

i once got a plumpkin while taking it

well whaddya know.

im dropping one right now as i type this.