My boyfriend says that I make noises while I sleep. Little sexual whimpers lmao - he says I do it whenever he lays a hand on me (not sexually, just like drapes his arm around my body)... I don't doubt it but he swears it's true. I also snore when I'm utterly exhausted (lightly).

My bf on the other hand - straight up talks. Not always but a few times he's scared the living shit out of me. We were sleeping and he sat straight up and said "WE NEED MORE CHICKENS!" (when I say "said" I mean "yelled") then proceeds to go BUCKAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!! and pass back out

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Originally posted by Slylee i would imagine everyone would say "sleep"? just a stab in the dark.

lol NOPE!

I've known people that sleep walk while on ambien.

My friends husband puts on one of those helmets with the lights on it and cleans the whole house (scares the shit out of her) and then blames her for stealing/moving shit in his house when he wakes up. She had to videotape him doing it for him to believe that it was HIM.

On a sad note - a friend of ours sleep walked, got into a car while sleep walking and drove the car right into a ditch and died while taking ambien

I won't ever touch the stuff because of that.

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i hate my girlfriend's cat. the thing drives me nuts, if we allow him to come to bed he'll start playin, biting my fingers n shit, or make some strange loud noises, and if i kick him out he'd be scratchin the damn doors for like 30mins till he goes away. arggrhhh!!11 he's stealing my sleep!

my ex took an ambien after freaking out thinking he did too much coke and was going to have a heart attack. yea, he ended up practically tripping. i mean if you walked in the room and i told you he took some lsd, you would absolutely believe me lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Yea, his death was really sad and shouldn't have happened.

On another note - one of our cats will lay with us and sleep all night under the covers... the other - JEEBUS she climbs all over shit and knocks shit down all night. That's why both of them sleep in the house and not in our room. They aren't ever allowed in there (no cat hair on pillows that way ) but they sleep all night.

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last night my bf turned over and started trying to push his dick into my butt through my panties


he's done this before too

but neither of us enjoy anal

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox last night my bf turned over and started trying to push his dick into my butt through my panties he's done this before too but neither of us enjoy anal

or so he says..

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Originally posted by XaNaX yeah i've sat there and watched my wife have a conversation about cocaine with some mexican federalies who only existed in ambien world. good times

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

rite i was saying a chinese phrase repeatedly last night followed by a ever so english 'im going to sleep now, i need to rest'

she should of recorded it

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Originally posted by Ania_xox but neither of us enjoy anal

can't imagine a guy who doesn't like a girl's butt

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Originally posted by squirrelly We were sleeping and he sat straight up and said "WE NEED MORE CHICKENS!" (when I say "said" I mean "yelled") then proceeds to go BUCKAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!! and pass back out