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Originally posted by Abercrombie me: No, cuz that would be disrespectful

I'm disappointed AJ, I really thought you had more mojo. How about answering with "No, I'd still tap that sober" or "No, I was hoping to do some juicin' instead." Or even "Soon, I like to finish off with a punch."

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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

me: can I tap that?

her: im sorry. who is this?

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Originally posted by Miss. S As expected, I tried with a few ppl and 99% responded immediately with, "When??" One though- Me: so uh, can i tap that? Him: tap what? Me: your ass. Him: what would you tap it with? Me: my tongue. Him: perhaps.

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Originally posted by LKD me: can I tap that? her: im sorry. who is this?

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar

really....what do you reply to something like that?

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Background story: I told her I was a kinstudent but she heard medstudent and thought I lied? Blame it on the alcohol and McMaster parties

Me: Hey quick question
Her: Shoot away
Me: When you gonna let me tap that
Her: When your a doc, oh I guess never then
Me: A Kinesiologist is considered a doctor - I guess I'm hitting that sooner than you think. SCORE^_^

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Originally posted by LKD really....what do you reply to something like that?

Sleazy: "I'm the doctor, and it's time for your hot beef injection."
Cheesy: "Whoever you want me to be, baby."
Queasy: "I'm the guy standing in the bushes outside your window."
In character: "Your Thursday night booty call, bitch."
Off-the-wall: "The doctors said you might not remember, but... I didn't believe them... why don't I come over with a bottle of tequila and we'll catch up."

Come on people, the point is to be creative, not necessarily to get any.

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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

me: so hey, can i ask u something?
him: ?
me: when can i tap that?
him: ahaha got a gf now.
me: so?
me: if shes a really cool chick she wont mind.
him: shes a very cool chick. youll meet her sunday. Im going to try not to fuck this one up for once.
me: hmf. how about a 3way?
me: no? too soon?
him: ahaha. ill ask her.

then i gave up. epic fail - not expected

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew wow Aj 3 FAILS in a row I think you should stop

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Originally posted by DigiNut I'm disappointed AJ, I really thought you had more mojo. How about answering with "No, I'd still tap that sober" or "No, I was hoping to do some juicin' instead." Or even "Soon, I like to finish off with a punch."

Good morning.... and I say that because I went out last night after my last post. Why? Because there was more chat after with the same girl.

Allow me to continue


previously;

me:
Can I tap that?

her:
what

me:
It's been so long, can I tap that?

her:
lol what?

me:
you need it, I need it

her:
haha why do i need it

me:
you have needs and I can take care of them really good

her:
are you drunk

me:
No, cuz that would be disrespectful


CONTINUED....


her:
lol

me:
I'd still tap it though

her:
lol
fuck im hungry

me:
so am I, I love going down

her:
me too

me:
*gulp*

her:
lol
btw i can lick under my chin

me:
HOLY WTF&^%$#

her:
ahahaha
just barely
but still

me:
I scuba
I stay down a long time

her:
lol

me:
so, what are you doing tonight?

her:
nothing at all

me:
hmmm
let's eat

her:
where

me:
dunno... half ways?

her:
whats halfway

me:
hwy7/404

her:
hmmmmmmmmm
i wonder how lte sushi is open

me:
i miss sushi
haven't had it for a while

her:
same

me:
you know the place?

her:
sushi on 7?
i dunno how late its open tho, probably not long

her:
hmmmmmmmmmm
marlowe?

do you know where marlowe is?

me:
yonge street, right?

her:
hwy 7 and east beaver creeki think
in that little area with all the restaurants

me:
ah, yes, of course

her:
i canmeet you there

me: sure

her:
how long will it take you

me:
45

her:
ok
see you there





WIN!

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Originally posted by Abercrombie WIN!

It's not a win unless you actually tap it. Did you tap it?

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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Me - Can I tap that? Her - Get a life...

How do you reply to that with something witty?

She was aware of the game tho, I thought it was kinda harsh reply! Then she says she expected some clever witty response...

I can't think of any?!

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