Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
People always assume that violence = bad, but what about all of the good things violence has done for us?!
Yeah, there would be no military. With no military, there would be no strategic defence planning. Without strategic defence planning, there would be no need for internet. Without internet, there would be no free porn sites available to kids worldwide!
It's just like Hitler! Why don't we focus on the good stuff Hitler did? He revitalised German economy, try doing that after a World War yourself!
Hail Brad!
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Sep-08-2009 16:42
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Not to mention it gets the fucking dishes done.
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Sep-08-2009 16:50
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
But seriously. Violence is a language.
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Sep-08-2009 16:52
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
I for one don't have any qualms with violence.
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Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Besides, BTG's life is like a gag-reel of involuntary bodily functions. I stole that, but it completely fucking applies.
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Sep-08-2009 17:08
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
I assumed people's solutions/explanations were signs of caring
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Sep-08-2009 17:10
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Well seeing as how the only logical options for him are to either apologize to her or to turn her inside out with a box cutter, and nobody has suggested these yet, I'm inclined to believe everyone is just fucking with him. But you may just be right...
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Sep-08-2009 17:18
we_R_DNA
Thermionic Trance Mission
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Right, Here
Re: my girlfriend is insane
quote:
Originally posted by BTG
We were downstairs watching tv.
She was drinking water and she spilled it on the carpet.
Jokingly, I put a tiny bit of water that she spilled on her head.
She erupts in a furious rage....and throws the glass against the wall. it shatters and she kicks me in the balls and tells me to pick it up.
She's upstairs now and I have just finished cleaning it up...i cut myself but i wont tell her cause she'll just call me a pussy with weak skin.
I don't know what to do...i gotta go. she is coming.
U Sir have just attacked the Wicked Witch of the West.
Sep-08-2009 18:48
Sandsider
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2007
Location: Scotland /Utopia.
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
My girlfriend was once naked in bed, taking a drink from a cold bottle of water, when I reached over and squeezed it. She flicked me in the ear, vowed revenge, then sucked me off whilst soaking wet. You should probably get a new girlfriend.
You too ? She's one helluva broad, ain't she ?! . No hard feelings mate.
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Sep-08-2009 20:25
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
"She"?
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Sep-08-2009 20:31
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
Luckily, I have the most sane and beautiful and wonderful girl on the planet. Sucks to be you. I don't think 1% of the population gets to be as lucky as I am at any time in their entire lives.