Obiwan never told you what happened to your father.
He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
No, I am your father.
No! that’s not true, that’s impossible!
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Yes, I could go on all day.
Jan-06-2010 01:15
Ania_xox
let me drive
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
The only thing I know about Star Wars is that the music featured in it by John Williams is fucking epic
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quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
oh well, different strokes different vaginas
Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget
Jan-06-2010 01:43
Amduscias
[ Disco Groupie ]
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Aaaallll Ovah!
Hai
i read this book at work called, She used to be perfect ( never found out who the author was )
that is similar to your story but more intense because they actually fucked... a lot...
But yeah
that's it
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Ya dig where i'm comin' from baby?
Jan-06-2010 02:06
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
quote:
Originally posted by Schadenfreude
the funny part is, when they first posted pics, everyone thought that they were bro and sis.
I don't see a sister.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Jan-06-2010 02:28
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by Amduscias
I still can't believe that, despite everything that exists in this thread to the contrary, people still think the story is real.
Jan-06-2010 02:43
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I don't see a sister.
Yeah, but those cupcakes look pretty fuckin' tasty right now...
Jan-06-2010 02:44
Lebezniatnikov
Stupidity Annoys Me
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: DC
This:
"We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way."
is when I called bullshit, but I still didn't get it until a few seconds after reading the end. Well played.
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Jan-06-2010 02:46
R!CH
check signal
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: potrero hill
quote:
Originally posted by couch-potato
I'm not a fan of Star Trek but this is prtty good anyways
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Jan-06-2010 03:03
chimera66
PARTOUZE
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Left Coast
well done, i fell for it until i got to the last sentence.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut.
To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.
Jan-06-2010 03:09
wotyzoid
it's not house
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: New Jersey
quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
My cousin rubbed my cock a few times when I was, like, 10. But I hold nothing against him.
