I read "Crab Bisque" as "crap biscuit" and was quite disappointed when I realized how wrong I was.

Anyway, continue.

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Download my song Survive or I'll cut your ass.

No, I hear you. But here's the thing - in a world where things can easily go awry, what matters not is what he drinks. What matters is that twinkle in his eye when he lights up a joint.

John Lennon's words, not mine.

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Originally posted by Renzo No, I hear you. But here's the thing - in a world where things can easily go awry, what matters not is what he drinks. What matters is that twinkle in his eye when he lights up a joint. John Lennon's words, not mine.

PKC is too cheap to smoke joints

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i accept anythings challenge. We could do it at my country club, but they don't let jews in.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay i accept anythings challenge. We could do it at my country club, but they don't let jews in.

Be honest, nobody likes you enough to invite you to join a country club, plus country clubs are practically the zion of jews. Exclusive, check. No black people, check. Sports requiring minimal physical exertion, check.

are you circumcised?

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, irony, says the man with the vampire as his avatar.

herp derp? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1001526/

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Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay are you circumcised?

Why don't you find out like you normally do - close your eyes and open your mouth...

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Originally posted by Moongoose For a cold i prefer a tea with a generous amount of honey and rum, and for hangovers a nasty and greasy cheeseburger (or horseburger), the kind you would avoid even under threat of death if you were sober, but when drunk/hangover its better than sex. EDIT: Oh yeah, as for soups. Mushroom soup FTW, or a tomato soup with rise also good.

In your country ya'all eat horse?

My favourite soups are clam chowder, and thai seafood soup from The Palms in Hollywood.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Why not just ban the whiny bitches instead?

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay i accept anythings challenge. We could do it at my country club, but they don't let jews in.

name, place, time.

To show you I'm serious. I put out $1000, so do you. It's deposited in escrow, rules are drafted up. You don't show - you forfeit and I collect. Same goes for me - if I don't show, you collect.

Next, if you win - you get $1000. If I win, I get personal satisfaction of teaching you a lesson not to run your mouth and collect only $1.00.

Sound fair?

Let's do it, nazi chump.

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Put the blindfold back on, shadow-boxer.

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Now with extra singles!
my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

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Originally posted by chlola In your country ya'all eat horse? My favourite soups are clam chowder, and thai seafood soup from The Palms in Hollywood.

Have you ever seen the tranny Elvis that performs there?

My favorite soup is this clam chowder from the Water Grill in downtown LA:

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White Chowder with Manila Clams - Weiser Farm Potatoes, Niman Ranch Applewood Smoked Bacon

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