Eddie is mine, I fucked him first.

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Originally posted by Redd Eddie is mine, I fucked him first.

Duly noted.

Any more COR hook-ups I should know about?



Pics?

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Also, I wonder how many words could be tattooed on Eddie's penis? Legibly, I mean (he wouldn't stand for anything but legible words, obviously).

Just a thought, anyway. Carry on, people!

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Also, I wonder how many words could be tattooed on Eddie's penis? Legibly, I mean (he wouldn't stand for anything but legible words, obviously). Just a thought, anyway. Carry on, people!

Three, but that's if you're using size 72 italicized, bolded Helvetica to spell out between eight and thirteen syllables.







Seven, if you're going to wrap an entire sentence around the tip.

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my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

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Originally posted by EddieZilker You're quite good at finding irritating ways to generate the occasionally interesting discussion, but let's face some facts, here. You're also far too eager to impose your taste in music on other people, decrying anything that doesn't fit into some nostalgically esoteric margin of dance music. Should you get banned? You're not that controversial and if you were, you could do a hell of a lot better than predictably starting threads which seemingly probe for the unconditional acceptance of a thesis which sets your remedial exemplars as a gold standard. You're a silly man who presents contradictory assertions so blatant in their ignorance as to drop, upon their comprehension, like a lead balloon well below a threshold that would even qualify them as unintentionally funny. Your taste in music and the insubstantial reasoning you use to qualify it as superior is a perfect example of this. If one were to multiply the number of evolutions, in accordance with Moore's Law, that circuit boards have advanced times the number of years your favorite (sub-genre prefix) house producers have been around and calculated a new age, based on how much technology has advanced musical production and performance methodology, Old Skool doesn't even begin to describe how colored your bias is. You fetishistically parade your series of has-been throwbacks with an antagonistic shrillness in the same way an S&M mistress decries all other flavors of sex as plain vanilla. In some ironically self-evidencing proof of your theory, anyone who takes issue with your lines of bullshit is wrong, by virtue of a conditional assumption based entirely on the artificially inflated relevance you've supposed for your quixotic "old-skool" agenda. When logic disproves your consistent lines of bullshit, the only argument left is your otherwise uninformed o p i n i o n. right, but the bible says to keep the body pure because it should be a holy temple for God to dwell in. I know. I'm a two-faced christian. all that talk in my getting banned thread is immoral and doesn't conform to the likeness of Christ. I'll have to sincerely repent to God for my sins. http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...12&pagenumber=6 (Just to keep your rather comprehensive identity crisis to one thread.) Let's pretend that you haven't adopted religion in some expedient need to dismiss a suggestion that you try mushrooms. You're so double minded that the importance of the Book of James either eludes you or you just haven't gotten around to reading it, yet. Pleading that you're just not far enough along to measure up to Jesus is fucking irrelevant. I'm not pointing this out to shove religion onto you. I am pointing out how woefully inadequate your stupid arguments are. They don't even qualify as hypocrisy. It's not as though you're even capable of harboring so much as a half-way inflated double standard.

eddie, you're 20 years older than me but I'm amazed you're immature enough to take me and this thread seriously. yes I made this thread for attention whoring, yes I'm a double-minded christian. yes I am a brilliant intellectual retard.

congratulations, you win the heated argument via forfeit.

you wanna talk about my throwback taste? well here's a throwback picture of you:

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Last edited by Zak McKracken on Jun-15-2016 at 20:26

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Doctor's diagnosis: Low Cyber Self-Esteem (a.k.a. The Guy Who Everyone Hates but Who Never Leaves) There's a place for everyone on the Internet to feel at home. When you can fill a message board with fans of The Wonder Years porn, there should be no such thing as an outcast. Yet, each forum, chat room or other online community seems to have a person or people who just don't fit in. It's not that they are necessarily horrible people, they're just the square trying to fit into the triangle hole. They get ridiculed constantly. Now you may figure this is no different than the picked-on nerd in high school, but unlike that kid always getting squished into a locker, these people are free to leave the website at any time. But they never do. In Real Life it's Called... Self-Abasement and/or Attention Seeking Behavior. Someone with the need for self-abasement feels that they should be perpetually punished for their wrongdoings. They're like the albino that whipped himself in The Da Vinci Code, only instead of drawing blood they draw "Fuck you noobtard" comments. It's either a subconscious way to feel like they're paying back the world for their sins, or they're just so out of self-esteem that they can't muster the energy to defend themselves. If taken to an extreme, it can even turn into Online Erotic Humiliation where the abuse turns into sexual arousal. So the next time you tell someone to go fuck themselves, you might have just given them the material to do so. But maybe more common than that is good ol' Attention Seeking Behavior, which every single person who's ever spent just one evening with a child will be familiar with. The outcast, like the child, knows that hate is not the opposite of love, apathy is. All that negative attention is still attention, and the abuse is still several steps better than being ignored. So Why Does it Happen on the Internet? So we've established that when you say, in person, "Jimmy, go away, you're a retard" that Jimmy is just happy that somebody used his name and acknowledged his existence. Even if the only reason you used his name was to tell him to go die in a fire. But when you type it on a message board, it's that much better. This isn't just attention, but attention that's being broadcast around the globe via the World Wide Web. The "we hate Jimmy" thread on a popular forum might be read by thousands of people. If that many people are reading about him, he must matter (hell, think of all the TV personalities who have made a career out of being hated). The attention-seeker gets what he wants, and the self-abaser gets an erection big enough to actually interfere with the signal on his wireless keyboard. http://www.cracked.com/article_1752...nternet_p2.html

I agree with most of this. I disagree with the notion that I have low self-esteem. the opposite of high self-esteem is no esteem, just like how the opposite of love is apathy, not hate. low self-esteem is a flawed terminology advocated by pagan philosophers and psychologists.

and the fact that the majority said don't care proves that not everyone hates or dislikes me on this message board. it's just that they don't give a flying rat's ass about me. once again, - apathy is a force.

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wow never guessed bobbywestvirginia/goodtime/wesley oakes was mattsanity/mattinsanitys alt? i start to see i treated/threatened him wrong

I guess I'm the voice for all the alternative niggas.

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Originally posted by Mattinsanity eddie, you're 20 years older than me but I'm amazed you're immature enough to take me and this thread seriously. yes I made this thread for attention whoring, yes I'm a double-minded christian. yes I am a brilliant intellectual retard.

What do you expect, when the only real value anyone can derive from 90% of what you post, is contempt in the form of passive-aggressive inanity?

Who do you think you are to judge maturity, in the first place, when you are so consistently immature?

Oh, great troll! Fucking impressive, really. Really owned me, there. I spend the time it takes to write a few paragraphs that responds to the years of stupidity you've put forth in order to reify your shallow dissatisfaction and now I'm held to some standard, a fraction of which you're barely capable of. Fucking genius!

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my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

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Originally posted by EddieZilker What do you expect, when the only real value anyone can derive from 90% of what you post, is contempt in the form of passive-aggressive inanity? Who do you think you are to judge maturity, in the first place, when you are so consistently immature? Oh, great troll! Fucking impressive, really. Really owned me, there. I spend the time it takes to write a few paragraphs that responds to the years of stupidity you've put forth in order to reify your shallow dissatisfaction and now I'm held to some standard, a fraction of which you're barely capable of. Fucking genius!

come on brethren, you're 42 years old and you're meshing in with the rest of the younger senseless narcissistic e-beefing cats in this thread. the truly mature people are those who simply haven't posted in this thread at all because they're avoiding folly and godless chatter while mastering self-control. where's the sanity in an older member like you? shouldn't you lift me up amongst the average homosapien that tears another down? I remember you wrote a story about how you were locked up for years. shouldn't that experience draw you closer to God? like the story goes, people who get sentenced and imprisoned eventually check their morals most likely from a pastor who preaches there, and they leave as a new soldier for Christ.

and what's ironic is that I'm positive that I don't spend half the amount of time on the internet as some of you do - I don't have internet at home. I take my laptop to the library and get a wireless connection - which means I use the internet at least 1 hour per day, 2 hours tops. I'll log on back tomorrow. seeya.

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Originally posted by Mattinsanity come on brethren, you're 42 years old and you're meshing in with the rest of the younger senseless narcissistic e-beefing cats in this thread. the truly mature people are those who simply haven't posted in this thread at all because they're avoiding folly and godless chatter while mastering self-control. where's the sanity in an older member like you? shouldn't you lift me up amongst the average homosapien that tears another down? I remember you wrote a story about how you were locked up for years. shouldn't that experience draw you closer to God? like the story goes, people who get sentenced and imprisoned eventually check their morals most likely from a pastor who preaches there, and they leave as a new soldier for Christ. and what's ironic is that I'm positive that I don't spend half the amount of time on the internet as some of you do - I don't have internet at home. I take my laptop to the library and get a wireless connection - which means I use the internet at least 1 hour per day, 2 hours tops. I'll log on back tomorrow. seeya.

When I feel sad, I just open my Bible to Ezekiel 23:19-20, and then I feel very better.

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Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.